“Get more grounded” as in “have his Playstation taken from him and not be allowed to go to Janice’s birthday party”, I hope. With this attitude, the kid could well learn a lesson in discipline.

So you’re implying the kid saw a Maya city because he was stoned?

Because it is.

Thank you for saving me the time to articulate this exact same comment.

So... Never challenge a gator to a drag race?

Dead.

Of course it’s fake.

I’d prove you wrong, but I’d rather leave disclosing sex tapes to the Kardashians.

When confronted by scientists who state he didn’t discover anything, teenage archeologist-wannabe very maturely replied: DID TOO!

I’ll await my certificate and medal in the mail, thank you.

Oh, but the risk-reward ratio is just soooo positive. Playing in the black hole is even better.

Yeah, why should research be based on proper evidence anyway, right? The kid has as much right to be correct than any laureate academic, dammit! After all, as creationists everywhere have proven, science is only a matter of opinion! Is this world based on equal opportunity or what?

Awesome! All Maya-non-constellation stars to you!

Oh, you mean like the German-Mexican research team that has actually visited that exact same location and found nothing of interest?

It’s not assumptions when the statements are based on years of specialized training.

Last time I did hardcore penetration of some bush it didn’t cost me nearly as much. It was only the price of dinner and some wine and a few condoms.

Mayarijuana? I’m in!

You can have them all, siter.

Moody Law sounds too much like bipolar legislation for me not to chuckle at it.

And bush.