Matt, you’re a pain in the FCC’s ass. Congratulations, keep at it!

If Google’s car is to take a hint from humans of when to honk, these will be the lessons in order of priority:

There’s absolutely no excuse for screwing up the use of light years, though most people will try to justify the mess somehow. It’s like saying I weigh 6 feet and then explaining what I meant is that I weigh as much as if my waist circumference were 6 feet. Just doesn’t work.

30 more minutes of awful crap to watch, I just cannot wait!

Ken-chan was useful to attract customers and generate revenue, but not all that versatile and quite ineffective at closer scrutiny.

Ouch.

I think mommy needs to change your diapers.

Probably only yourself, really.

I love it whem people get it on the joke. You ain’t it.

Horse racing and baseball scores, like Biff Tannen.

I didn’t forget it. That’s number 4 on the list.

That’s why it kept stalling.

Dude, they’d just kill the gorilla! You’re a mean individual and PETA will come down on you with a mighty vengence!

Or kill him in WWI. It’s been documented that an enemy soldier had him on his sights and spared his life in what could be considered a noble move.

Because that might fail, while killing him is an infallible way of dealing with the situation. A bit harsh, sure, but effective.

Probably because he knows Google is good at developing algorithms, but not at developing actual products and/or social stuff. Meanwhile, Apple tends to release successful products that, if not necessarily innovative, have a level of technical excellence that’s hard to beat. Not to mention the hype that makes whatever…

If it were up to the internet, the winner of the Nobel prize would be Nobly McNobleface.

I’ve been telling people all along that Elon Musk is a time traveler fulfulling everyone’s third best dream of going back to the past (the first being placing winning lottey bets and the second being killing baby Hitler): developing astonishingly advanced stuff for the time based on tech that is commonplace in the…

I gave you a lighthearted, cheeky reply, while you came all aggressive and name-calling.

I’d much rather know about Raccoon Girls’ dating life.