I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if there was a Young Palpatine show at this point. I’d almost be surprised if there wasn’t.

Yeah, but he was super fun to hang out with during Order 420.

This right here approaches the level of anti-Occam’s Razor nonsense that matches perfectly with the prequels. Well done.

The whole “When did Palpatine find time to fuck?” question always struck me as silly, because by the time of TPM he’s what, 50-55? He could easily have had a wife and children we never saw. Lots of dictators have fathered children, many of whom didn’t have political careers and stayed out of the public eye. Star Wars…

please... it’s not sex per-se (if you will (as such)) it’s force sex. same as palpatine learned during a long weekend in the phramtons (hamptons in a galaxy far far way) with darth plagueis; and what was subsequently used on Shmi for her whole virgin birth event. (it involves a lot of force hand gestures and a hip…

I think at some point, a character should point out that Turner D. Century’s whole schtick is actually now turn of the “previous” century. He then smiles wryly as a bleach-blonde, midriff baring, low-rise boot-cut cargo-pants-adorned, spray-tanned woman emerges from the shadows and lifts her shield sunglasses. “Allow…

Two takes that I’m sure will leave me completely unflamed.

Complaining about editing on the A.V. Club? What is this, 2016?

You kids and your ragtime music!  Scott Joplin will never catch on I tells you!

There are a few sentences in there I’d really like to see diagrammed.

Morbius kind of insane

Cursed timeline.

“save, perhaps, her co-worker Ben, played by Adam Scott in a much too thankless a role”

Could we cast Helen Hunt’s long-time on-screen husband Paul Reiser as the company man?

“You gotta wonder: is Twisters’ apocalyptic weather even in the realm of science fiction anymore?”

Am I wrong that half of those shots look like perfect copy-pastes of the original? Is this just a remake?

I was expecting them to go to a colony which they had lost contact with and find it overrun with Twisters. Then, while trying to survive, the company man that set up the whole expedition is secretly trying to get one of the Twisters home for the weapons program.

It’s definitely not a reboot. We’re not trying to recreate the story from the first one. It’s a completely original story.

So...I lived through 4 tornado adjacent experiences (I did not seek them out), and the thing that bugged me about the first film and now this trailer is how light everything is, although that makes sense in that you want to the audience to be able to see something of what is going on. But let me tell you, it is far…