I think at some point, a character should point out that Turner D. Century’s whole schtick is actually now turn of the “previous” century. He then smiles wryly as a bleach-blonde, midriff baring, low-rise boot-cut cargo-pants-adorned, spray-tanned woman emerges from the shadows and lifts her shield sunglasses. “Allow…

Two takes that I’m sure will leave me completely unflamed.

Complaining about editing on the A.V. Club? What is this, 2016?

You kids and your ragtime music!  Scott Joplin will never catch on I tells you!

There are a few sentences in there I’d really like to see diagrammed.

Morbius kind of insane

“save, perhaps, her co-worker Ben, played by Adam Scott in a much too thankless a role”

You’re just wrong. Look into it even a little bit. The most common consequence of a dog bite is a lawsuit. IF a dog bites MULTIPLE people, is found to have rabies, is determined by local law enforcement to be a danger, THEN it gets put down. It’s just not “Oh, that dog bit someone? BLAMMO!”

Just FYI, as an outside observer, your comments come off like you’re the one trying to “win an argument on the internet.”

So the vast minority of dogs that are euthanized are because of violent behavior. Of the dogs that exhibit violent behavior, what percentage are taken to a shelter for treatment? (Hint: not the majority) In point of fact, the majority of violent dog attacks result in lawsuits, not “getting put down”.

I mean even then, the answer is still that they’re afraid they’ll lose money.  The question comes from a POV of someone who has never been afraid of not having money and hasn’t ever had to live with consequences of having less money.  I’m not saying we need to cry for the poor studio execs, but just noting the…

“What’s going to happen if you do something brave?”

Her mom is melanie griffith, who is the daughter of tippi hedren, one of hitchcock’s go-to leading ladies

I just hope Madame Web is fun-bad, like Venom, and not bad-bad, like Morbius. 

What a dumb fucking article.

I didn’t say I didn’t care (way too much of my life is taken up with pop culture bullshit and I love it). I said nobody else is associating the act of commenting with bravery.

It’s funny that trans folks just plain break some people’s brains.

You realize you’re projecting with the “so brave” thing, right? Nobody else here is concerned with courage while shitposting on pop culture articles.

“Also, what does she hope will happen?”

Seriously! I don’t doubt that Byrne was a control freak behind-the-scenes, but you’d never know that considering how loose the supporting musicians are onstage.