I think it’s because there’s a built in audience for this kind of thing, or rather, a couple of built in audiences. One group who sees it as “sticking it to The Man” to fuck with Disney stuff (which, tbf, they aren’t entirely wrong), one group who just gravitate to any sort of “thing for kids but totally messed up,…

I used to feel the same way, but cheap horror versions are usually the first thing people see because cheap horror movies are *cheap* and can be pumped out quickly. I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase “Cheap, fast, and good; pick two.” Eventually we will get good adaptations of Steamboat Willie or Winnie the Pooh, but it…

“Copyright expired”

meanwhile, all the squirrels are dicks

Myshka means “teddy bear”, or more accurately, a “female teddy bear” in some eastern European languages (like Polish) so, I would think that further solidifies her 1st place standing.

‘Silence’, actually. It may seem weird that Joker and Harley are now Catholic priests trying to convert the people of Japan, but somehow it works.

Look on the bright side: eventually we’ll all be dead.

I think this is something people genuinely struggle with.

Ted Lasso was pretty wretched. But I think you'd have a hard time finding anyone who was actively disappointed by Wolf Pack. Seems like that show was pretty clear about what it wanted to be and was.

See? Now that’s snark.

“When you watch a Zack Snyder film, you see and feels his love for the potential of cinema. The potential of it to be fantastical, to be heightened in its reality, but to move you and to excite you.”

Some people just like to watch the world burn.

I’m afraid the chances of that are below zero.

“Snyder helped establish the template for comic book movies as they evolved from summertime popcorn fare into ubiquitous year-round spectacles”

To be totally fair, most of the good ones started coming along after the bad ones had already shit the bed. “Fool me twice, shame on me” and such.

Perhaps you should get up and fix yourself a drink?

Paraphrasing what I used to tell fundies back in the day: “Have you tried not surfing the internet?”

This article is nonsense.

She’s a woman, therefore paid $0.80 on the dollar, so it evens out...

Henry Cavill deserved director(s) of a Superman movie who liked Superman.