It is a map specifically about the location of Thrawn, not about how to get to another galaxy.

Your clear need to find things to complain about seems to have led you to seom odd assumptions. The map was left there to lead to Thrawn. It was an ancient map to the ancient civilization that was there before. Which is where Thrawn ended up, but the map existed long before he did. Like, if someone were to hide at a…

I had a similar criticism about the map until I thought about it. It’s not a map to Thrawn that’s been hidden in that temple, it’s a map to where Thrawn is. The Lady Nightsister is being “called by Thrawn” in that distant Galaxy, which the Purgil easily travel to on their migration route. The map was left by an…

Who makes these maps? What is the purpose? The implication in this episode is that Thrawn has been banished or exiled—but if that’s the case, why go through all the trouble of making a map, hiding it in this elaborate puzzle, telling an old friend where it is, etc.? Reader, I hate the map thing and hopefully it gets…

It very much was. In fact, of you look closely at the outline of the hologram the maguffin projected on Seatos, you’ll see it’s rimmed with images that resemble purgills.

“Even if, as Huyang says, Sabine has less Jedi ability than any padawan he’s ever seen in history. (Which, quick aside, is a pretty messed up thing for him to say even if it gives Sabine that much more room to grow.)”

I was like “HOLY SHIT THEY COPY-PASTED HIM OUT OF THE CARTOON”

Interesting you should mention that. A lot of people are saying the theme song for Rebel Moon sounds exactly like the theme song for Dr. Who, but in reality it’s a tad longer.

All of these fashions would probably be pretty amazing if you could, you know, see them in the movie in which they appear. Instead everything is either filmed in GlaucomaVision or that thing where the actors are violently overlit from behind.

It is a Peckinpah parody, after all. And that dude practically invented slo-mo movie violence.

I had a deconstructed deviled egg once. The yolk was smashed down and drizzled with a mustard aioli but it was separated on the plate from the egg white which had been freeze dried and then whipped into something more akin to soft serve than egg.

So what you’re saying is Snyder should do a Blood Bowl film, or the latest videogame adaptation: Konami’s Base Wars.

At first, I thought the Drider was the Borg Queen from First Contact. 

I’m just gonna tell myself that this is a Star Wars story that takes place hundreds of years before the Skywalker Saga, set near the outer rim of the galaxy. Now I’m interested.

I mean... those are definitely lightsabers...

I watched a 3:43 trailer and still have no idea what this movie is about.

Looks interesting enough, but after the Snyder cut, I’m not holding my breath. 

Well, that certainly looks like a Zach Snyder film.

She should be around 47, so about the right age.