yeah, but I don’t really give a shit about whether my kid is special to you.  And also - you aren’t entitled to peace and quiet everywhere you go.  If you want peace and quiet, you’re entirely able to stay home and enjoy it.

Somehow this exists:

Solomon Grundy want pants too!!

So instead of being mad at the consolidation of movie studios, the continued corporatization of art into content, and late-stage capitalism, you settled on James Gunn’s DC Films slate. Nice.

“You switched the screenplays! And you doctored your stories! So that you could have...Provasic?”

All those great, totally original movies that were totally going to get made before the meddling execs at DC ruined everything, exist entirely in your imagination.

He was already in Werewolf by Night and I quite liked Ted.  

I think that will depend on whether or not the upcoming Jaime Reyes Blue Beetle film is successful enough or not.

How else do you make a DCU work? The obvious playbook is to do a Superman and then a Batman and then have the two of them meet and then they meet Wonder Woman and Green Lantern and stuff and then they form the Justice League. The Snyderverse failed in nearly every element of execution — they never even got Superman…

Just gimme those two doofuses fucking around and finding out, constantly 

I guess this means - for better or for worse - Berlanti’s GL Corps show is dead. Still, excited to see what they do with John Stewart and fucking pumped for a live-action Booster Gold show. I hope they include Ted Kord!

I bet the actual aftermath of a wildebeest trampling is a lot more gruesome than the lion’s just lying there bravely gasping out his last empowering words to his son.

At least he wasn’t Trampled By Turtles. A way worse way to go.

Childhood trauma, hell, that scene with Dumbo and his mom in the cage fucking shredded my wife, emotionally. And she was in her late 30s.

The Black Cauldron was an adaptation of a book from a well-loved existing young adult fantasy series, so not sure they were thinking “edgy,” unless you consider aiming at tweens and young teens instead of 6-10 year-olds as “edgy.” Though the fact that they decided to adapt the second book of a five-book series did…

No mention of the countless Cuban children he fed on to satiate his hunger? Or his robotic spider body?

“Still, with plenty of action, CGI, and Marvel-esque banter, there will be plenty for fans of the game to hate on its own merits.”

The number of people outraged about the OGL enough to boycott a film wouldn’t amount to a rounding error in the film’s box office.

Sure, that is whats they may have been trying but as many pointed out, no one ever needed the OGL in the first place anyways. You can put a copywrite in game rules.