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It’s definitely what you would expect from a movie trying to be a comic book movie in 2003. I’d say The Incredible Hulk gets way more undeserved hate though.

Another example: Stanley Donen, acclaimed director of such classic musicals as Singin’ in the Rain, On the Town, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, etc, deciding to produce and direct . . . SATURN 3?

So, you know, Booster and Blue Beetle, all the ‘B’ characters really,

That would be awesome, if they did at least one scene where the Waverider was spinning out of control, and everyone was bouncing around except Roy, who appears to stand still, even upside down because of his superfluous flips and spins.

That gets us right back to the Firestorm problem though: as a mediocre writer how do you write a plot that isn’t solved by basic application of super powers?

Jamie Foxx as Little John.

Boss Baby vs. Coco. This is going to be like taking candy from a baby.

Hmph. Fanfic based on Lugalbanda’s stories. Can you believe they wrote him in as Lugalbanda’s son?

Its a total rip off of the cave man paintings...

I don’t care about that; she still has my vote for Senate.

It’s odd he would say that, since he’s the one responsible for popularizing the idea that it was key to the MCU’s success in early years.

But for the DCEU, “okay” is goddamn Citizen Kane.

Saw JL on Wednesday. It’s definitely not DC’s Avengers, it’s not even half as good as Wonder Woman, but it is far from toilet food like BvS and Suicide Squad. So that’s something.

...while ignoring the fact Marvel handed over the reigns to their best movies over to the guys from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, Community, and Flight of the Conchords, respectively.

Synder can direct something someone else wrote 300/Watchmen, he sucks when he writes his own shit.

They did hire Berlanti to do a DC film: 2011s Green Lantern.

There’s a lot the DCEU has done wrong on a writing/character/villain/hero/humor/etc level, but let me point at an elephant in the room that never really gets adressed: the DCEU films look wrong.

They look like dark, messy CGI fests where someone left the “Crush Blacks” setting too high in an attempt to evoke the

WB: We’ll get rid of Zack! This time it’ll be different!
DC Stans:

Just start over .

Nah, just means that Flashpoint’s going to be a universe reboot...