Here’s my guess: Jay wilson was probably asked to leave for all the mistakes on d3 and the flak that D3/blizzard got. However, everyone higher up than him probably egged him on to add features like RMAH(real money auction house) because $$$$ during the development of the game. If interviewed he would probably tell…

If I get enough preorders, I might get on best-seller lists and be able to tell everyone that I’m a BEST-SELLING AUTHOR. And then I’d be able to write more books for all of you awesome people.

They won’t learn, but : HEY REPUBLICANS: THIS IS WHAT LOYALTY TO YOUR PARTY GETS YOU. You get randomly fired by some Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps cosplayer because the White House needs a scapegoat and they’re devouring themselves from the inside out. How does that personal responsibility feel? Do you have your…

“I....I’m Jeff. You know, Jeff Sessions. Like, I’m the AG and local resident Racist Keebler Elf? I interface with the racists. The President can’t just talk directly to the racists?”

For anyone that did not see the interview he did on Fox News Sunday here it is

But everything turns out for the little girl and her dog right? right?!

*looks at watch* that only took four minutes

And if for any reason he has trouble sleeping, his Dalmane is covered. Because his medical insurance won’t be affected by the AHCA.

I’d like to know the thought process behind Skeleton Shirt Kid though.

Does any state have a worse congressional delegation than Iowa? King is a white supremacist. Grassley can singlehandedly derail any conversation on sentencing reform or relaxing the drug war. This Blum fellow is obviously terrible. I don’t know anything about Ernst other than the cutting off pig balls thing. Unless…

So.....

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Well, at least he remembered how big the cake was. The devil is in the details, you know?

I have an algorithm. It’s called “raise the cap on compensatory credit beyond $800”. Hope Deep Blue can handle that one.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

I apply it pretty liberally but generally I’ve found that when I want to call someone a chucklefuck it’s a person who is wholly ignorant of their chosen subject matter but is still so brimming with unfounded confidence about it that they look like they’re about to start chuckling.

There are a lot of them in Congress.

Actually, they aren’t. Did you know the founder of Blackwater is Betsy Devos’s brother? And he of course has Trump administration AND Russian ties:

Afraid I can’t take credit, it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Well the good new is Trump has shown time and time again he knows when to pull back on the controversial rhetoric when he has no clue what he is talking about, and never doubles down and gets himself into no win situations. Even then, he’s never been one to to be afraid to admit he’s made a mistake and make amends.…