But everything turns out for the little girl and her dog right? right?!

*looks at watch* that only took four minutes

And if for any reason he has trouble sleeping, his Dalmane is covered. Because his medical insurance won’t be affected by the AHCA.

I’d like to know the thought process behind Skeleton Shirt Kid though.

Does any state have a worse congressional delegation than Iowa? King is a white supremacist. Grassley can singlehandedly derail any conversation on sentencing reform or relaxing the drug war. This Blum fellow is obviously terrible. I don’t know anything about Ernst other than the cutting off pig balls thing. Unless…

So.....

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Well, at least he remembered how big the cake was. The devil is in the details, you know?

I have an algorithm. It’s called “raise the cap on compensatory credit beyond $800”. Hope Deep Blue can handle that one.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

I apply it pretty liberally but generally I’ve found that when I want to call someone a chucklefuck it’s a person who is wholly ignorant of their chosen subject matter but is still so brimming with unfounded confidence about it that they look like they’re about to start chuckling.

There are a lot of them in Congress.

Actually, they aren’t. Did you know the founder of Blackwater is Betsy Devos’s brother? And he of course has Trump administration AND Russian ties:

Afraid I can’t take credit, it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Well the good new is Trump has shown time and time again he knows when to pull back on the controversial rhetoric when he has no clue what he is talking about, and never doubles down and gets himself into no win situations. Even then, he’s never been one to to be afraid to admit he’s made a mistake and make amends.…

Which of course actually makes them sound more evil video game/movie corporation bad guys.

This is a perfect response! Stay safe!

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Any military out there? How do you feel about this douchebag making life or death decisions for you?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”