kngcanute
KingCanute
kngcanute

Rejected rage lines:

Truth. Followed closely by MC Hammer’s Addams Family theme.

It should have comedy, but it shouldn’t be a comedy.

To be fair, only one of those are sci-fi/fantasy, but any chance to drop a hot Jerry Reed track should not be passed over.

Now playing

Sir, for going deep, DEEEEP into the archive, I give you all the acclaim!

“Into the West” is easily my wife’s favorite song from the two LOTR/Hobbit trilogies. Last year, on our 11th wedding anniversary, I played it for her. We both cried, as we danced, and it was wonderfully dorky. Not sure how I am going to top that.

Replace “cable” with “Netflix” and you have a deal.

Fox’s obsession with the FF reminds me of a gambling addict sitting at the roulette table, muttering to himself over and over again, “I’ve got a good feeling about THIS time!”

There is a lot of pig shit, though.

Duh, it was the middle ages. Guns hadn’t been invented yet.

However, their involvement has been hidden for generations by a secret group called the Witwiccans.

Actively involved in his Children’s lives, both at school and in extra curricular activities. Fiercely proud of his children, and supported them even when they wanted something he didn’t understand. Enjoyed playing and spending time with his children.

He had enemies.

Already got you covered there.

Michael Bay was paying attention to Resident Evil and Fast/Furious. The trick to a long-running action movie franchise is to slowly gaslight your audience by changing the lore in different ways across multiple movies until they realize nothing matters and don’t care that the story makes no sense in the context of the

As an aside, I always thought the image of Wanda coming apart like Lego was one of the most powerful covers in modern comics.

Wasn’t Firefly Cowboy Bebop with fiddles?

That’s truly sad when even the farting aliens had more clear motivation for what they did/who they were than the Monks.