Your opinion is that people are more likely to click on this article because they thought the items were stolen off his dying body instead of his dead corpse....

Nobody gives a shit.

I’m one of those Cs fans who yesterday afternoon, chatting by the water cooler, threw out the “Ya know, Jae Crowder is pretty solid physically, he could give LeBron some difficulty” theory.

Oooh, I get to mark off “feeble-brained troll” on my Stupid Comment Bingo card!

lol

Look, I don’t know if Colin Cowherd is a race-baiter or not. I guess you can make that case. What I do know, however, is that he’s a giant cunt.

“John Wall had a really good 3rd quarter but just imagine how much better his entire game would have been if his father was involved in life.”

+1 War on Drugs

How do I explain to my children that Antonio Brown was twerking?!? If I said what he was doing then I’d have to explain what twerking is and then they’d think it’s funny and start twerking themselves! Someone has to do something to prevent my little angels from being corrupted in such a manner because I’m a…

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

The contest took place at the MGM Hotel and Casino, and the league’s gambling policy prohibits players from appearing at promotional events at casinos.

Unfortunately he can’t complete a Madison Bumgarner hat trick as Yasiel Puig is not on the Diamondbacks for him to yell at.

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

This could be a false flag operation by North Carolinians, who drove their pickup truck to Greenville, specifically trying to besmirch the sterling reputation of their neighbors and rivals to the south. I mean, it’s not that, but it could be.

When players of high character shoot, it’s to miss, so that they might give their teammates a chance at an offensive rebound.

In what world does $200k over a 3 year period not cover 2 kids expenses?

Best ever. Im serious.