FULL TEARS… that scene is truly a heart-breaker.

Getcho resume ready!!! http://gifs.gifme.io/i/e28c…

OHHHHH NOW I GOTTA PLAY THAT #cueuptheSonos

Wow, that's serious when you leave a DC government job… that's like the mountaintop for Black folks of a certain generation. The glow-up must be strong!! Congrats!!! http://gifs.gifme.io/i/a238…

Drake too, with that holding money to your ear shot…

Drake DEF is a middle step-ladder… ladies use him to get their self-esteem back up, and then they bounce. Perpetual rebounda

this. nutshell.

THIS, 100%—> "He possesses the type of outspokenness and brashness and bombast that certain types of people often mistake for savvy and sagacity. (Because, they believe, if he’s talking so loudly, he must know what he’s talking about.)"

Fair.

I'm a woman, and I think that eating off the plate mess is so extra. If you want it, order your own, ladies— to go boxes are ok! I don't need anyone's dirty paws or spitty fork/spoon on my plate. Ewww!

This is facts. Wow.

cackling. love riri but yeah.

Pears.

OH SNAP BLUE CHEESE?!?!!?

People wanna sleep on James Ingram, but the aunties know. OH THE AUNTIES KNOW.

Whaaaaat. I need a bag of kimchee larger than my baby!

Peter Cetera and those horns whaaaaaat

I live in Brooklyn, so yeah, they will try and slap a $9 price tag on some fermented greens in a hot second. And sometimes they get it from me if I can't make it to Sunrise Mart. You know I wanted to mention the kimchee and the pickled ramps, but I didn't want to get roasted on here, haha

How. Deep. Is. Your. Love…. the jam.

Method Man played lacrosse in high school. That is all.