YOOOOOO you said Daley. Gotttdamn!

yep - Kramer was the White Bruh'man… it hurt my soul that the dude who played him had that meltdown.

TALK THIS LOUDER. "Stars" is the jam. Playlist gold.

I don' know nuttin about no Toby Keith, Rob Dyrdek or no 5K runs (especially on a perfectly good, Lord-given restful Sunday) but I will cuss a server two days from Church Day if s/he forgets my side of mayo or an extra little dab-dab of cream cheese for my bagel.

I can tell you: Sara Smile. He brought that soul so deep, aunties and uncs ARGUED LOUDLY that the singer was 200% a brotha.

That new Lorde is kinda aiight. Grows on you like a fungus!

Side note: I still miss Asking Jeeves questions, btw.

The old-school addition is JUNEBUG.
Everybodty has an Uncle Junebug.

Again, white hipster babies are gentrifying Rufus like whoa.

Jasper is coming back with the hipster babies… my WP friends got mad Jaspers.

Pronounced "durrrrrrrrrrrrel"

My dad used to say that someone was so old they either (1) babysat Jesus or (2) owed Moses $10. I gotta think, he had some other good ones, too….

"Shea butter'd excellence" is my new life goal. Wow.

When you got a boyfriend named after a sweet treat, you know they hood as hell.

Mosley and Booker are DEFINITE Top 5

Again, TALK THIS. If you don't have at least one cooking-ass grandma and/or auntie amongst your elders, do not attempt this at home.

TALK THIS LOUDER FOR THE CHEAP SEATS

Only sweet(ish) cornbread that gets a pass is a box of Jiffy.

Quit playing. Y'all know it's Jenkins aka Jankins all day.

THIS. They ALWAYS go in on Black women's hair/bodies/demeanor. So I say screw that - it's not my fault she showed up in clearance separates, so #wegoingin