I thought the headline said "Amway" instead of "Away" and thought Oh no, Deadspin's promoting an Amway product??!

I thought the headline said "Amway" instead of "Away" and thought Oh no, Deadspin's promoting an Amway product??!

Was that library near Jacksonville Beach, Fla by any chance? My roommate in the early '90s had a man masturbate across the table from her. 

My problem is everyone makes a compelling argument. I agreed with you, Laura, 100% after reading this but then i completely flip flopped after read more in the responses. All i know is i didnt like how the kids in the background were mocking the Native American, but then i remember how at age 21 i used to mock the Bapt…

He has similar mannerisms as my friend’s son who has Tourette’s. I’m all for making fun of him for looking like Putin though. 

This is the part that floors me the most: “The Title IX complaint, investigated internally by the school, found that Nassar’s medical treatment was appropriate.” How was he able to explain that vaginal digital stimulation is an appropriate treatment for back pain?   

Brilliant. I, however, am not because I had to look that up in order to get the joke.

Agreed. I had to reread it multiple times and still didn’t understand.

Maybe Paul can submit his story to Drew for Great Moments in Poop History.

We were going to name our son Gentry if he had been a girl and i wasn’t even thinking of the country music duo. Ugh.

I always thought he should go into acting. He was great on the mic at WWE.

And on FX.

Me too. And I’ve even seen the commercial for the show about 75 times.

I agree with her, but THAT’S funny.

Yes, the LeBron that’s dick.

Which one of the Bella Twins is he married to again?