“...that’s the way this amateur sports league is set up. We’re supposed to be having fun, but all the money is in these basketballs that colleges play with. But it’s an amateur sport, we’re just here for fun. It’s not really that serious. So I guess any ball should be OK. [...] But in this amateur sport of college,…

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

Goldman’s dilemma (research by Australian physician Robert Goldman): Would you take a drug that would guarantee overwhelming success in sport, but cause you to die after five years? A 2012 survey at an elite-level track and field event in USA showed if the proposed drug were legal but deadly, around 6% would take it.

20…

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

Somewhere, someplace, a drunk, homeless, Dennis Mersereau calls out: “DAMN YOU DENTON! THIS WAS MY TIME! ! MY TIME TO SHINE!”

Not good news for the staff of Electoral College Gameday.

We should refrain from political editorializing, personal attacks or “drive-by” comments regarding the candidates and their campaign...

Jesus Christ. Is boner kid dancing with Brienne of Tarth?

Came to the comments looking for someone to mention it. Professor Asshat has probably been doing this for many semesters just for boring party convo fodder.

That professor’s just cripping the Prisoners Dilemma to look smart.

16. spend the savings running around like an asshat to three different stores stocking up on bombers/singles/sixes, cases, and hard stuff. Every. Single. Week.

“Too close for missiles {rolls up sleeves of Affliction t-shirt and flexes} — switching to guns!”

I’ve been wondering if the problems I have with TFA are actually down to it being a better Episode X than Episode VII.

I agree. I feel like they leaned too heavy on a convoluted politics that didn’t end up even making it in the film really.

I think that to me is the biggest problem: it feels like we missed a movie and know significantly less than the characters do. I think they were trying to go for the same “let’s just drop you into the middle of the conflict” that A New Hope had, but the situation in A New Hope is summed up well in the opening crawl…

Behold hand-crafted teacups, and copper mugs filled with hot mulled wine,

The thing I find most upsetting about this (and there are a lot of things) is that evidently in this idiot’s mind “refugee” is now synonymous with “terrorist”.

If there is one group of people opposed to invaders showing up and taking over a country, it is Vikings fans.

In an effort to minimize the negative impact and what otherwise could have been a really fun day, you should’ve redirected your attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.