So, what’s the over/under on when will a teacher shoot an unarmed student?

Man, somebody should’ve told Mike Piazza.

Checks out

Hugh Freeze: “hell no, we have standards here in the SEC!”

I can’t imagine Washington didn’t at least offer Cutler a 1-year deal - I mean, they picked up Sanchez AND Johnson, who weren’t retired but had fewer games combined over the past two years.

You forgot the Bills.

FGjustice made the point of Kaep’s play before the blackballing, but also take into account that the Skins are 4 QBs deep in this season. Kaep may not be top 50 at this point (being off the field takes a toll), but he has to be at least top 100. To not even get a tryout is just asinine. 

Sounds like you don’t have your priorities straight, pal. Just live in the Hellcat.

The Green Bay Packers have fired head coach Mike McCarthy...

Justice is slow as fuck, but will catch up to all the muthafuckas someday. 

“Due to unavailability of materials...”

Yeah I get your point, and I agree with you. Not just SCOTUS, but the metric butt-load of lower court justices that they’re shoveling into the Judiciary is amazing. McGahn lined them up and McConnell shoved them through, over Senate norms and with very few rejections (like the ghost story writer). 

He’s technically 4th in line of succession, but you’re right - especially when #1 would rather campaign to be the leader, than concern himself with details and actually BE a leader.

MLB’s antitrust exemption is of national concern.

So true. I mean, he had calendars.

Ahh yes, please make sure to correct AOC’s flub of labeling the elected parts of government while one whole branch of it is led by Donald Trump, who is a beautiful orator and has the best words.

It’s extra funny because Dept of Energy is the agency Perry said he wanted to eliminate, but forgot it’s name (back in 2011).

Bill Maher has mentioned that the GOP runs on “the government is horrible, inefficient, and is a haven of waste, fraud, and abuse.”

At least what’s-his-face at Energy (PERRY! I forgot until just this moment) is that he was the Governor of Texas. He’s managed something before!

I think a Rolls-Royce mechanic would be better at running HUD.