THIS THIS ONE THOUSAND TIMES THIS was the dumbest placement for anything ever in any car.

So right about bad comedies.

“Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican? Not everybody knows that!” 

If the Dolphins are really, truly dedicated to their craft this season, the front office is putting Fitzpatrick on the waiver wire first thing Tuesday morning. 

This doesn’t surprise me - the guys tasked with winning football games wanted to keep the good football player, the owner sees the “whole picture” and decides to cut good football player because good football player is threatening witnesses via text (thus offering written proof, and cc’ing his attorney on said…

It depends on the school and the band. Some marching bands are part of the music department, so it may be a requirement for some music majors.

Today I learned that a 60-month lease is an actual thing you can do.

I would bet all the money that AB’s thought process is “I’m gonna add my lawyer to this cnversation - now it’s attorney-client privledge.”

Rolling probable cause.

Not to be that guy, but it’s not a Land Rover - it’s a Rolls-Royce.

If Donald ever had anything close to a real marriage it was with Ivanka.

5th Gear: Considering POTUS usually trumpets his meetings with big-time CEOs, I’m assuming Barra told him bad news - that GM would be signing California’s compromise agreement.

Is a confidentiality agreement valid against a federal employee? 

Because she is 28 years old and was making $130k being the secretary for POTUS. “I wasn’t involved in THAT stuff.” Plus everyone in DC has the memory of a goldfish. She wasn’t in front of cameras, so she’s employable at some conservative think tank.

-I can believe that Donald Trump didn’t know his daughter and son-in-law were not working.

Who’s the poor soul that had to sit in that boat, in the middle of the stream with Jr Mint & a 70-year-old witch, for hours on end, just to take that photo?

You mean 3/5ths?

The E34 doesn’t look enormous in 2019, but it’s still substantial enough that you’d be forgiven for thinking there should be a big V8 under its expansive hood.

The Switch has been out a whole 2 years, why bother with a consumer-facing hardware upgrade? As others have pointed out, they’ll update the internals for reliability or manufacturing cost reduction purposes, but it’s still selling well so why undercut their current inventory with a hardware upgrade?

It’s like the position “Finance Chairman of the RNC” should include a “/Likely Criminal” to the title.