That’s not even all of it. The missed PI against Marvin and the unnecessary roughness against Walker when he was just trying to intercept the ball. I could live with those and the first missed hands to the face call. But missing the same call a second time resulting in the Lions never getting a chance to go win the…

Although it was under the worst circumstances we ever could have imagined,

I’ve said this before but yeah - I didn’t THINK I needed to know Jesse’s fate, I was pretty sure he came out of it okay.

Yeah, that’s the joke.

“It’s not that I sucked, and I did suck, its that every QB also sucked in a very particular way that worked with how I sucked such that I lead the conference in interceptions.” Fucking brilliant.

Expert humblebrag

After the game, a reporter caught up the player in the other team’s locker room.

I feel for the kid. My first pick 6 in high school was foiled by an offensive lineman running me down. Not a good angle, he straight up caught me from behind.

While I do agree that it was a clear DPI and wouldn’t have been opposed it being overturned, I did actually kind of get Pereira’s point. I think it is in their larger to attempt to have the decisions on the field stand as much as possible, especially in these situations, in order to prevent the coaches from gambling…

Ha! Now everyone knows she has to go to the bathroom sometimes!

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

WELL LOOK AT MR. ROCKEFELLER WITH HIS TWO FUCKING BOXES OF CEREAL!

I mean that’s normal? It sets up a force at home, and the double play. 

It was a dark and mystical ritual of forgotten black sorcery, and they had to sacrifice RG3's ACL as part of the transaction. And the pact must be regularly eenewed with the blood of a quarterback or Snyder loses his soul for good.

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

Well thank god you’re not a celebrity, life would be so boring.

At least here in a America we stick to real, hard hitting on field issues like if Baker Mayfield actually shook Richard Sherman’s hand or not. 

He confirmed that he wrote it to the local newspaper and stands behind everything he said. He doesn’t want his precious Penn State players to look like those “Florida State or Miami guys.” https://www.tribdem.com/news/chip-minemyer-johnstown-man-s-letter-to-penn-state-player/article_e7e0908e-e9d4-11e9-9e21-cfd225b36641…

I am very reluctantly accepting that it’s much faster to backspace half a sentence and retype it than to pull my hand off the keyboard, grab the mouse, find where the curser had wandered off to, highlight the offending word, retype it, move curser back to where I was typing, and resume typing. That takes forever.

It’s faster to backspace and re-type than it is to take my hand off the keyboard, grab the mouse, find the fucking cursor, click on the error, and fix it.