Jack Nicholson must be rolling over in his grave.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

So, it’s like a semester abroad, but instead of paying out the ass to attend classes overseas, they pay you to do the thing you wanted to do anyway and nothing else.

He better calm down before he gets a blister and is out half the season.

The joke is that it's the first inning and no one would reasonably care

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

Just Case is a pretty weird video game where you’re supposed to scout a bank for a heist later in the week. There are a whole bunch of opportunities to steal things as you’re checking it out, but your crew constantly admonishes you if you try: “Don’t steal things. Just case.”

He was obviously rooting for Cersei, since she also screwed a brother.

As a guy who ran the 3200, who doesn’t count the laps in their head? What state meet doesn’t have a lap counter at the line? There must have been a clock at the line, how did none of them realize “wow, this is the fastest I have ever run this, by almost exactly a lap”

The first thing you learn when playing softball or baseball, like the VERY first thing your dad/mom/first coach will say is “keep your eye on the ball.”

Rookie of the Year was better.

I read that in Norm MacDonald’s voice

I’m partial to Rookie of the Year. Chet “The Rocket” Steadman, Brickma getting stuck in the cage screaming “let’s play some ball!”, Martinella never getting Henry name right, man such a classic!

That’s not really the hidden ball trick but it’s obviously a set play that they pulled off well with lots of players selling it pretty well.

Tough argument when the article points out that the Jail Blazers moniker was coined in 96.

ignoring the fact that the security guard deserves an oscar for that flop, if you can’t attend a music festival without getting arrested, you gotta really take a step back and evaluate your life

I have to admit that I almost feel bad for attacker, I mean aside from the potential mental health issues there. This is your moment of fame where you dropkicked a 70-year old man from the back and he barely felt your attack.

OW ME BACK

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.