Haskins also predicted, when he was 11, that he’d be the starting QB for Ohio State.

... a fourth-line pest is stuck inside the body of that 100-point man.

Good luck trying to catch a boat or a train downtown after a concert or baseball game....

I had a nuby game light for my OG Game Boy and I’m still not sure how I managed to see what was on screen. I would probably need the magnifier to see it today.

Doesn’t seem too presumptuous with the announcers saying “Franco being waved around third”.

Not only is this the most shocking moment of Snooker I have ever seen, it is also the only moment of Snooker I have ever seen.

Because 99.999999% of the time it’s an uneventful ride and a cheaper, safer, more prompt option than a taxi. And because this shit is just as likely to occur in a shady taxi?

We get it, we get it. You have a wife.

I always tell people that if they receive a text from me with improper grammar, their/they’re/there, punctuation; it is NOT me and to send help.

Where is the jacket, Lebowski?

[Don’t say it]

Over the line! DeMarcus zero, Dude.

Football stops at the end of the play. Baseball stops at the end of the play. So, this was literally incorrect.

He's still Night's Watch, so they'll need to stab him and bring him back to life to release him from his oath, first.

Who is wheeling him around and then leaving him?!

Because the idea is that *of course* Heat fans would give Wade a memorable send-off, but they also managed to pass along a message to Paul Pierce as well, hence the “too” in the headline.

So close to an inside-the-parkour homerun

Oh, for fuck’s sake, with the goddamn polar bear already. Why is that always the default question when someone brings up all the things they missed on the show and/or didn’t bother looking up? I know this stuff isn’t obvious, but come on. It’s all been readily available online for nearly a decade.

Edit to add: Just watched the Kevin Ware vid again + close up image of his leg via Google. Wow. Both Nurkic and Ware definitely the most graphic. Ware, most graphic visually and Nurkic off the charts graphic in every other category (sound, landing, damage, distortion). Saying prayers on all their behalfs as I type…