i think the best way to do replay is to institute a 30-second cap. if you can’t figure it out in the window then the call stands. you can fix the total fuck ups without it turning into what we saw last night

The Nurkic break was like Hayward-level bad imo. I think Kevin Ware still takes the cake as the worst break I’ve seen.

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

at bat =/= plate appearance

“that not many people think will be an actual improvement”? Maybe?

That’s a reasonable possibility. If they had called the double dribble, it goes down with Chris Webber’s phantom timeout as an all-time brain freeze, because who doesn’t realize you can’t pick the ball back up and keep dribbling?

The heel doesn’t matter at all. The only possible relevance is if it bounced off the heel in a way that could’ve been confused for the defender knocking it away, but that’s not the case.

What does the trajectory of the bounce off his leg have to do with anything? He was dribbling, lost the ball, grabbed it with both hands, then started his dribble back up again. Any youth league ref in the country is going to call that right away. The only slack I’ll give this crew is that double dribble is so…

Very casual basketball fan here:

The videogame sketch was one of the most inventive sketches SNL has done in a while. It’s the kind of thing that could have been on Key & Peele.

What was he supposed to do? Crash into the catcher? That’s illegal now. Run out of the baseline? He would have been automatically out. Stop running and wait for the catcher to tag him out? At least he tried. What would you have done?

Not for nothing, but my high school basketball coach raped two players, molested another, and was grooming a fourth (me) when he was caught. And his brother was the head coach. And his wife taught at the school and spent a ton of time around the program. It didn’t stop him. You can’t supervise someone 100% of the…

It makes more sense than my theory that at some point he lays an egg before the Batmobile loses a wheel.

No, that’s not what he’s telling you.

Ketamine saved my life when I was wounded from a firefight in Helmand Province in July 2013. Its used by US military combat medics/PJ’s/ etc. to treat soldiers/marines/sailors wounded in combat, mostly when they are being medevac(k?)ed from the battlefield to the closest FOB (forward operating base). It’s safer than…

Oddly, the sedation was reported immediately after the rescue by... the Daily Mail, of all places. Then it was quickly overshadowed by the Elon Musk accusations.

Matthew recommended she see Lions doctors

Where's Dan McQuade when you need him?!

Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.…

Pictured: many, many people who would gleefully and without a second’s hesitation defect from their jobs to a rival company if the rival company paid them more.