Was this counselor also, perchance, your grandpa?

Wait, if his foot was in first at home, isn’t he just safe? He has to stay on home plate through the tag? For a second I thought that was CB Bucknor, but maybe Laz Diaz is just as bad.

You can tell he clearly knows he didn’t get all of it. And flips the bat out of frustration. This is a terrible post. 

It kind of almost looks like he’s upset because he knows he didn’t get all of it. Am I crazy?

I read it as “Well the jerk store called and they’re running out of YOU”.

The only reason to eat seeds in the first place is to spit stuff out in weird and often satisfying ways.

SAS said the same thing about Dwayne Haskins a month ago.

Because he had to work the design over the BBB logo that is still visible. Good idea, poorly executed. The better play would have been not to tattoo your dad’s dumbass Clip Art logo in the first place. 

Oh, I bet that’s why the fucked with us DVRers!  They’ll show us for not watching live.

Well. I’m gonna have to have a few WORDS with my DVR since it led me to believe this episode ended with the theater scene. What’s this about heads?

I watch the show on DVR with a 30 minute head start to avoid commercials. Tonight, they did not record the last 30 minutes of the show, so the last scene I saw was Alpha shushing Lydia in the movie theater.

I just googled it, thanks for the heads up. ‘HNIC’ is indeed the abbreviation, you see in in hashtags, they’ll breezily refer to their broadcast with the abbreviation too.

More like Curt Strangle, amirite?

Uhh yeah they absolutely would have counted that as a missed field goal attempt. Literally everything you just wrote is inaccurate. Jesus. 

Drinking during competition? Hold my John Daly.

There was no need for that many people to subdue him, he went over easy.

AND the kid was able to get a good zinger in!

Also, “Zero-time UFC title defender” is a nice, subtle burn

#IcyKnoll

Is he wearing a black belt with brown shoes?