“All she did is ... [tries to remember ‘asian’ massage stereotype] um, walk on my back the whole time.  And I paid whatever you said you paid.”

How did they determine the thrower is a Georgia fan? And even if they did, do they know if he bet on Georgia to lose?

Georgia Bulldogs vs... Mississippi State Bulldogs. How do we know a Hail State fan didn’t throw the stuffed pooch onto the court to draw the technical?

We don’t.

And yes I had the Georgia moneyline. That’s not important right now.

NOW he’s ready to join the Knicks!

For a normal hire, it’s probably not desirable to do that sort of digging. For someone who is going to be your social media presence, I think knowing what their public social media looks like is pretty highly relevant.

Unconfirmed, but possibly because he's a college kid.

I’m sure Terry Sawchuk knows what the deal is, because that’s a picture of Terry Sawchuk.

This was a great article with some perceptive analysis. Thanks for helping us understand what we’re seeing out there. As a recreational skier, I can’t truly comprehend the forces these racers cope with on every run. Whether it’s Vonn or Shiffrin, seeing how they approach racing is fascinating.

“She could have won everything,” Lindsey Vonn told reporters. “I’m a racer and I want to race in every single race that I possibly can. I respect her decision. It’s obviously her decision. But she has the potential and 100 percent the capability of getting a medal in all five disciplines. So I don’t personally…

Stars for correct use of venomous and IceHippo73 using poisonous

Milwaukee shows Thon, Detroit whips out Johnson

While the 6-foot-4, 215-pound Hedley may look like a hardcore singer typical Hurricane player...

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

Wall ride, bro! Looks like the Bodes spent some time in the park hitting features.

Lakers: Our core guys will be stars! The Pels should be grateful for this trade offer!

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

Adnan is arguably the most talented guy on air at ESPN so it makes sense they showed him the door.

“Can confirm.”

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw empty bottles of Yuengling.

Somewhere in Boston, an intern is secretly creating a “Known Rapist” chyron for next season.