If LeBron and AD get together, Ball probably gets shipped off to the Pelicans and then some shit team like the Heat.  It would be A Lonzo Mourning.

Carcharodontosaurus saharicus and Giganotosaurus carolinii may also have been larger.

Chris, the biggest, baddest carnivorous dinosaur, AKA the largest land predator in history isn’t the T-Rex, it’s the Spinosaurus.

After the Brexit vote, England IS the new Florida. From tourism.... https://nypost.com/2019/01/19/british-tourists-booted-from-new-zealand-for-being-too-rowdy/

I knew once Deadspin started covering fucking soccer that fencing couldn’t be far behind. 

Ouch.  Are we not doing NSFW tags anymore?  I work from home, but even a dick pic here makes my work environment hostile.  Now I gotta quit and get a real job.  Thanks a lot.  

That’s one hell of a leap you’ve made there. 

Great that two-thirds of the voters oppose the funding. Maybe they should get their shit together and figure out how politics works. Not how it’s supposed to work, but how it actually does. Squeaky wheels and all that.

did you know Tom Brady was drafted in the sixth round

Can we get a hackneyed football minutiae, ranked? Didja know Tom Zbikowski was a boxer. How about Craig Krenzel, he majored in molecular genetics.

Thank goodness he has those gloves on!

Thanks for saying what the article said, only dumber. 

“...despite video evidence that he walked into the space separating the students and Black Israelites and stood there before that students formed a semicircle around him. “

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

I have to agree. This was a pretty turrible decision by the 76ers.

Noble wisdom from Sir Cumference.

I think it’s smart. If you want to grow the game, it’s probably a good idea to send over two teams that fans can watch and think “Well, I could do that.” 

the hill that I die on is that processed cheese slices actually make the best grilled cheese sandwiches (mostly because the cooking process of making grilled cheese with REAL cheese does something to the cheese that upsets my mildly lactose intolerant guts)