One thing nobody can deny: he is definitely shinier.

What are you talking about? Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco have done a cycle in the same game multiple times.

Absolut*

“Hey Siri, what if Draymond’s antics came from someone likable?”

The most important question I have is what in the hell is Iowa doing having high school playoffs toward the end of July? How is that possible? 

The catcher was looking for the ball, I’m assuming the throw was off to the left so he naturally drifted into the basepath while tracking the ball.

BLL is not just entertaining it’s got the same -- can’t explain it. It’s him though, he leaves his mark. A stillness. A mood. Every scene is weighed and measured by it. I loved it.

thank you for adding this ascii’esque art to my life. That is amazing. Id give all the stars if i could. 

Such a shame. This should’ve been...

Finally a DUI for *my* generation!

“Floyd was charged with ‘Super Extreme DUI’”

It’s no big deal - the octopus that replaced Rabio was itentacle.

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

Nah, he'll be there way more often now. 

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

No, but Davis can.

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

Your username is ORLANDOMAagic91 but you’re also the type of person that refers to the Lakers as “We”?

If literally just one person comes forward to corroborate Bosio’s claim that he’s used “Spider Monkey” as a nickname, then we should listen.

Right. Is he going to stick a needle in his eye, too?