“Hiding a child? Yes. I am pregnant.”

I bet that team was the Bucks. They recently got burned by some bastard Kidd.

You should see Confucius lacrosse.

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

That’s because we all like to think that despite being deeply flawed, out of shape, and burdened with secret families, that we too could still play major league baseball.

Or literally any trip to the concessions stand at any sporting event or concert, ever.

baseball games

Armin makes a good point! He gets it!

+1 in honor of father’s day.

#1 Lion fan — lion on the ground, that is.

The amount I was invested in “cracking the case” was ridiculous. Like ughhhh I need to keep watching I need to know! I’m an adult this is ridiculous... It is so good.

The clinical term is “exertional rhabdomyolysis”, over-exercising to the point that your muscle fibers start to break down. The muscle fragements - proteins- that enter the bloodstream are very bad for organs that filter blood, most often the kidneys, but often also the liver.

Earl Boykins is near lock because of his head’s proximity to doorknobs

• Anthony Rizzo, for watching all of this unfold from home plate. It’s good and sound rundown practice for him to protect the run after Willson Contreras abandoned his post—the outcome would have been far worse if he’d abandoned the post and Yelich had scored. But after a certain point in the rundown he could’ve seen…

There should have been two total throws on that rundown. One from Baez to Bryant, and then Bryant to whoever is covering 2nd. Bryant threw the ball way too soon to allow Yelich to continue the rundown.

We’d probably just end up with Don Jr as President. He’s next in the line of succession, right?

it really is. My favorite part isn’t even in the video, though. It’s this...

That’s a designed play right? Perfect for that situation, 1st and third, 2 puts, lefty pitcher. Steal at same time, trip and fall in front of pitcher, get yourself in a rundown worst case and runner at third scores. Or they’re just very lucky...

Pfffttt...Donald Trump started a bigger Can-Am brawl yesterday.

I usually have to go to White Castle for my horse beef.