Bound to happen if you pitch, hit, and fuck with the same appendage.

Since there are only two outcomes in baseball, if you didn’t win a game then you would have lost it.

Nudity? At a hockey game? In Vegas?

“See, even an extra six inches, while noticeably different, didn’t really make that much of a difference in the outcome.” - me, to my wife just now

Oh man, yeah. Maybe put fly-paper on some of them so the athletes stick to them. Let’s go full on Nickelodeon GUTS

Instead of wondering, you can just Google it.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

Bullshit.

how many times are we going to do this dance?

“We gotta get these guys motivated to make the roster.”

FOX News: Malcolm Jenkins, pictured here kneeling during Anthem before Super Bowl LII against the Patriots,

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

....did you just compare John Mulaney to Donald Trump?

“i used to be a nazi. i still am, but i used to too” -heinrich hedberg

If Brown doesn’t sing “money, money, money” after winning what should be a quick lawsuit, then what’s this all been for? What are we even doing here?

Morans have been the bane of the Cardinals for years now.

thanks, sincerly thought the eye issue was some high level passive aggressivness that i could not process.

this made me chuckle like an idiot

‘Allo. My name is Nigel Knoxville, we’re in Gloucestershire. Welcome to Jackarse.  

Right, sure, a black woman would encourage fans to use racial slurs against other black women. Makes perfect sense. Except it doesn’t. What fuckery is this?