“I’m very sorry that you caught me doing shit I wasn’t supposed to do, and I vow to never again get caught doing that particular shit.”

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

Yeah, but his fWAR is no match for GWAR!

Embarrassing gaffe, but glad he’s in the clear.

“My parents were crying. It was tough, man. I have to stay positive...

The players don’t like him though because he calls everyhing meowt.

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

“OK, I’m going now... shit, I forgot my bag... ok, going now, fuck, there’s the boss...Ok, now, aw fuck, there’s Jim and he always wants to talk.. ... OK, now...”

Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

“Aaron Judge is okay, but I prefer his earlier work, before he adjusted his swing for the Majors. I saw him at this tiny venue when he played for the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Rail Riders in front of like 3 people.”

Hannah - you know there IS a Bobby Bonds too, right?

Let’s Fail to Remember Some Guys

If you want to see someone launching shit in all directions, there’s a Tim Horton’s in Langley you should definitely check out.

Saved by the Bell-y

Absolutely. Most people have no idea how much information was left out or skipped over in Serial.

you gotta byfuglien kidding me

If you haven’t listened to Undisclosed and/or Truth and Justice and have an opinion on this case: pause that opinion and listen to Undisclosed and/or Truth and Justice.

If you listen to the follow-up podcast undisclosed, you will hear a lot more investigation and evidence that wasn’t in serial. I will grant you that the Undisclosed people are 100% Adnan supporters, but they really uncover many things that make it seem completely unlikely for Adnan to have done it- from forensic…

Oh and: It’s a *sex* reveal party. The gender is up to the kid. #woke