This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

“Wait, what?”

yeah, no. Innocent until PROVEN GUILTY. The proof lies with the accuser. Everyone is 100% innocent until the state proves beyond any reasonable doubt that the defendant is guilty. Kind of a big deal. You know, what our entire legal system is built on.

Trainer, pointing to his face: “That’s a Hech-av-a-mark there.”

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

I agree - each parent should also get $6 million

Close - I think he has Hodgkins non-lymphoma.

He just hit MY phone!

Whaaat’s the deal with airline food???

True to form, in none of these videos does Harden stick around to play defense.

Is math not a mental skill? How do you do math? With your biceps?

Seems like all of those things are still “mental” though. Poker is a purely decision-based game for things you can control, and those decisions are all made on the basis of your assumptions and analysis of the situation.

I love the default goalkeeper reaction to these. Hands in the air with a look that says “Why did you pass it back to me? You know my feet are shit! That’s why I’m back here!”

That between-the-legs-dribble-alley-oop at 0:45 was sick!

Andy Reid’s Punt, Pass and Kick

Hey now, he was benched out of spite by a lame duck coach. He wasn’t benched because he was worse than Geno Smith.

Baker Mayfield isn’t inaccurate. Now, do you honestly feel no one at any point in this process mentioned that he was short? Because I have heard it absolutely nonstop.

Yeah the LJ small thing was dumb AF, but are you really calling Baker inaccurate (or LJ accurate)?

How are they in any way at all similar players? Mayfield much more accurate while having a higher Y/attempt. Almost double the TD/INT ratio. Ran/Scrambled less than half the times as Jackson and less effective at picking up yards.