caught red handed

It is 100% absolutely Johnny Damon.

Basically that she was racing with a large group of (primarily) men running a similar pace, which could be an advantage. The women’s elite field is small and tends to get strung out, leading to a much higher likelihood of running alone, rather than have other people to pace/draft off of and push yourself against.…

Alternative headline: Snowflake Elites Defeated by Actual Snowflakes

Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

Plyaoff Dwyane Wade!

I’m not sure I’d call Tatum a role player at this point.

This article in 3 sentences: “I want to live in NY and have access to its job market and lifestyle; but I don’t want to pay what it costs to live there. Sure, I could go to Pittsburgh and have a much lower cost of living; but I don’t find the lifestyle or job market as attractive. It’s all so unfair.”

Was that Jean Claude Van Damme behind the plate?

It looked to me that Cora was changing his pizza order from pan to round. I would’ve stuck with the pan pizza.

Kelly: Get off me! GET OFF ME!

That was a misprint. It’s actually a “hooker bar” and for obvious reasons they have asked for discretion.

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

Sounds like my first date.

Unrelated, but I can only see the top half of embedded tweets of late, whether in articles or comments. Anyone else? Is this a Kinja issue? A Twitter issue? A Chrome/Chromebook issue?

There is nothing “funny” about being able to predict the future.

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

If a scientist were to design a product from scratch specifically designed to transfer potatoes, they’d end up with BBQ tongs.

If a scientist were to design a product from scratch specifically designed to transfer potatoes, they’d end up with…

I hate how hard it is to grab potatoes with tongs! Thanks!

I hate how hard it is to grab potatoes with tongs! Thanks!

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