Sorry Samer, but I’m gonna be that nitpicky guy…

Word of the day calendar strikes again.

I assume she used towels to avoid the spread of rabies. All thanks to the awareness raised by the Michael Scott’s Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure. For the cure.

Daaaaamn Gina

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

“JBJ cuts across the outfield grass just like I used to cut up ugly White Sox throwback jerseys.”

He never had to listen to boos from the home crowd when he was with the Marlins! Or cheers for that matter. Because not many people go to games. This is a joke about their poor attendance numbers, you see.

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

I was saying a-BOO-ndanza

It’s called an acute, not an umlaut you idiot. An umlaut is two dots above a letter.

Everything we ate was reportedly eaten by grandpas first, except for the blood sausage, which was a substitute for the blood fried nuggets, and made me throw up for some reason.

What was the impact to the vim and vigor levels of the panel?

1. Get video of adolescent boy in bathroom.

Major League is the greatest baseball movie ever made and I will physically fight anyone who says otherwise.

A movie told from the POV of a 12 yr old (correct age?) kid about a bunch of other 10-14 yr old boys in the 60s has scenes regarding girls that aren’t totally on point with 2018 views? Why I never!

Wasn’t that what the flares and fire were for? To get its attention? There’s a radio in her bare-but-for-that room, I presumed they made that stand out so we’d think she contacted them on that (though it’s maybe a bit small).

Looks like Upton wasn’t the only one who let up on the play. Shouldn’t Trout be in position to back-up Upton in case the ball bounce away like it did? With Encarnacio batting he should’ve been shading toward the left field to begin with, and Upton still managed to get to the ball before Trout.

She wasn’t surprised- she was trying to signal it with the flare- which is what the original flare was for, but it fell into the water. She packed up in the beginning of the episode preparing to leave- clearly for the helicopter. At the end of the ep, she is seen unpacking again.

The Twins management would like to thank the defender who gave up on the play for playing the game the right way.

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”