The “zombie blood is a toxin” makes no sense. Since the first season, they’ve been dousing themselves in zombie blood. It has happened in half the episodes of “Fear.” No one has ever had a tiny cut or scrape on them while doing that that would have caused them to be mortally infected? I think in this post-apocalyptic…

I am too lazy to Google! Doesn’t this kind of thing happen due to an undiagnosed enlarged heart as well? (Unless that’s what you said in doctor-speak.)

I would also appreciate someone explaining this non-joke to me. I’m sure it’s not funny, but, if it makes any sense at all in context, I need to know WHY it’s not funny.

Those guys signed before LAST season (16-17) when everyone misread the cap and overspent. The market corrected itself (relatively speaking) this season.

You are wrong.

It’s a little far but he’s clearly wrestling a little with those guys so it could have shifted, plus maybe he had it further back than usual to try to conceal it under his jacket.

Cross draw?

“He might as well have not been sitting there,” Turner said, using an expletive for emphasis. “We might as well have been speaking to a window.”

Wait, what? I don’t really care for that particular courtesy, but you can’t deny it exists if you have ever watched anything more than a negligible amount of non-American soccer.

He’s wearing sunglasses inside for a reason!

Haha.

You’d think you would have mentioned no.2 overall pick Brandon Ingram, or did he not play?

And why isn’t 5'10" Julian Edelman playing QB for the Patriots!?

This isn’t a very good list for your argument. Braxton Miller decided to play WR his senior year of college after his shoulder got destroyed. Pryor has certainly been more successful as a WR after flopping as a QB (and his best QB highlight was a designed run). Randle El was drafted in the 2nd round as a WR and was…

I suppose if Cleveland had tried to steal the ball from Saric there it wouldn’t be an issue because they were losing, but he can’t score while left unguarded and up [only] 8 points (as opposed to double digits)? I’ve only really caught highlights of the Sixers this season, but I know Saric is 7 feet tall, and I sort…

Do we REALLY know when that crack first got there!?! HMMMM

I’m really hoping someone new to Deadspin that doesn’t understand sarcasm shows up here. That would really spice up this Friday.

I think the answer is he taught him exactly one. “Not one” would be zero or two or more. So Fisher taught Ramsey either zero or two or more techniques. But Ramsey precedes that by saying DIDN’T teach me “not one” so that means Fisher did NOT teach him either zero or two or more techniques. So it sounds like he taught…

Name, date, and serial number” is the cliche. That is, confirm they worked there and the dates of their employment. Usually don’t get into their reason for separation—although it’s usually okay to say that they resigned if that is the case (just don’t get into whether it was voluntary or involuntary).