People are just dumb, man.

Tomlin isn’t not bitching, these comments weren’t even supposed to be heard by the public.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

My therapist wrote a very poplar book about it actually. His name was Shel Silverstein.

Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face. Ask Ronda Rousey....twice.

cypress it too

She is aspen for problems later on, how willow she deal with it

+1 shiver me timbers

I’m sure some of the boys are pining for her.

Pretty soon all the boys will be pineing for her

fellow students are afraid of getting hit in the chest, nuts.

Yeah - she’s all like “Come at me, birch!”

I wonder if beating up trees makes her poplar at school. Hey, I’m just ashing questions.

Her bark is worse than her bite.

Going out on a limb to say that ^

Seriously. If you want to fucking read it yourself, here’s the goddamn book, you little shit...

+1 Mouse

Even then you could have issues, the church has always been bad with sexual assault...

Nice Job