Which just means you wouldn’t feel the next 23 punches. Still worth it

Seriously...

Ronda’s career is latest death in 2016

Nope. I had to double-check that one. I love them both but as for cultural impact, Bowie most certainly > Prince. Then again, Bowie was never played in a sketch by Dave Chappelle so....eh ;)

+1 life saved.

you know what I think about all your “facts” and “logic”? I think it’s bad.

It’s people like this that cause people like me to day drink...

Think of all the 5 year olds, deprived of their chance to pull a coal cart for a farthing a day! The elderly and decrepit and mentally ill, all kept from their rightful position in a sweatship, behind chained doors, making shoes for pennies a week! An unemployed America is a morally bankrupt America, which is how you…

Like what can you possibly to say to someone like this...

Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.

We have the worst economy in decades with over 90 million Americans fallen out of unemployment statistics they’ve been out of work so long.

Taylor’s a fascinating case. He rode the bench behind Joe Flacco for four years, but without gaining the mystique that backups in, say, New England or Denver or Green Bay tend to garner.

So I heard.

Most 30-somethings are millennials. I too was shocked to learn that the term “millennials” means “people born between 1980-1995" and not “young people that I assume are stupid and awful because I am slightly older than them.”

Yeah but at least Titanic had a sweet sinking sequence where many of the characters, most importantly Jack, died.

Heathen. That’s an act that’s meant to be savored.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

“...but she made her problems accessible, and in doing that, she made ours less scary.”

After George Michael, I thought “well, hopefully this extremely fucking awful year has taken it’s last one,” but apparently 2016 is as mean as fuck.

The entire Rogue One team dies at the end when the Death Star blows up the planet they’re on.