Seger or Metallica version?

The image I have is the two of them sitting on a couch with empty Natty Lights throughout the room and “Turn the Page” droning on in the background.

Actually I’m not sure about that. The Browns blowing their chance to clinch the top pick maybe be a sign that the universe isn’t totally screwed; it was a very traditional and somewhat expected outcome: They can’t even fail right.

With all the shit happening today, I think the Browns winning is still the most apocalyptic sign.

Found the Eagles fan.

Here’s another angle the replay from the Chinese broadcast

What are you talking about? He just killed that man. Ripped his head clean off like so much volleyball.

This is an exceptionally silly, good panda...

“HEY! ‘Do You Wanna Build a Snow Man’ is OUR thing! Back off with your Kung Fu Panda bullshit, Dreamworks!” - Disney

Panda’s are the drunk uncles of the animal kingdom

You expect me to take my recreational cues from an animal too bored by sex to procreate at a replacement level?

Damn millennials. Not only are they are the a bunch of lazy and entitled brats, but they’re also smearing the good name of the Millennium Falcon with their actions.

Especially all the Evangelicals who came out in droves to vote for a person who had long been a personifications of excess and greed. It’s like that Bible passage about how it’s way easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle if you grab it by the camel pussy.

but, but... Santa lives at the North Pole and penguins live at the South Pole. How does this epic battle royale start and where does it take place?

Nonsense. It’s at least competently made. I know this is tough for a certain cross-section of the audience to admit, but the prequels have literally nothing going for them. They fail in every conceivable way.

Buck Lives Matter

So this is where the buck stops.

If they catch this guy and put him in jail, at least he’ll have some experience with dicks coming at his face.

I don’t know if Gregg Popovich is a national treasure, but Nic Cage did steal the Declaration of Independence once because there was a coded map to Pop’s house on the back.

I’m a glass half full type of guy. I’m hoping to wake up on January 1, 2017 to watch a healthy, young Muhammad Ali fight to win back his title, with Prince singing the National Anthem (Kaepernick ringside taking a knee in full uniform, of course) and Craig Sager reporting on it all right before informing us all that…