You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

It’ll be really interesting to see how this plays out, especially in the civil side of things. I definitely admire her for her transition and all, but I’m hopeful that the system will also hold her accountable for her part in this accident.

My then 15 year old had his new girlfriend over to the house. I’d only met her a couple of times. I was cooking in the kitchen and they were at the table playing a boardgame. He would things like “want me to make some Crystal Lite?” and she’d be like “whatever you want.” He’d ask what flavour, “whatever you want. I…

Really? That picture looks completely spontaneous and not at all staged.

Gavin continued, “I’m never alone, I’m alone all the time, are you at one or do you lie, we live in a wheel where everyone steals, but when we rise it’s like strawberry fields,”

No! To the castle hounds! Feed it all to the hounds!

So basically someone DIDN’T hurt anyone with a shoe bomb fourteen years ago and now we have to take off our shoes at the airport but literally tens of thousands of men, women, and children (including first graders in their school - a pile of bullet-riddled six-year-olds who still believed in Santa Claus) have been…

This is my favorite quote from the piece:

The most virulent—and most common—echo chambers on the Internet belong to the ultraconservative, who require near constant peer confirmation to convince themselves that their status quo is not dying.

Amazing.

“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

Yeah I actually find it very obnoxious that the writer thinks Amy Schumer owes anyone anything because the shooting happened at a screening of her film. I’m sure she feels bad enough without someone pressuring her about this.

The boys are both ultra-pale with no base tan to provide any protection.

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

Girl with arthritis, here.

She’s absolutely serious. A number of people who study mass murders say that the more infamy is generated, the more the act appeals to other sociopaths, whereas anonymity, being the opposite of what these people want, minimizes the risk of copycats.

Really upsetting that you guy’s aren’t practicing responsible journalism by publishing this murderer’s name. You can factually report without using his name. #nonotoriety

So Lululemon = Scientology - aliens + yoga pants? That’s what I’m taking from this.

But almost too well-informed to be on The View.

You can’t use up a person, sad sack.