Same here. Dikachu, Space Pope, Alien Jesus...some of my favorites came through and I’m definitely failing to list a lot of other familiar faces. I think I saw Cookie Monster, but I can’t remember where and may have imagined it. I’m thinking the comment section can be rebuilt.

We need Reposted Avenged Sevenfold to weigh in on this, given their professional collaboration with the gentleman in question.

Your comment is dumb. This was one of Obama’s policies. Are you saying that the “liberals” (in quotes because I know what kind of shit you’re trying to pull here) would have a problem with Obama changing or getting rid of one of his own policies?

Please don’t insult pornography by comparing it to Fox News.

Thanks, I hate it!

If you can watch this without wanting to kill yourself I applaud you.

It’s the Justice League... but now with 100% cocoa!

What gives you the impression he was sober?

Dear god, someone actually caught him during that five minute window every day when he’s sober.

So, we ARE financing the wall. Trump’s constant claims that we would not shoulder any of the cost are wrong. Now, I understand the supporters will say that it will pay for itself with reduced violence and drug- and human-trafficking across our borders, but it’s a wall. Unless we construct a forcefield (a la Star Trek)…

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

Finally, things are looking up for pretty blonde girls.

Mistakenly read that as “Geraldo”. (shudder)

Five Dollar Hot N Ready is every harried parent’s best friend.

“Little Caesars Arena”

Let’s just take a gander over at the right-wing media and see if there’s any malicious slander or defamation of a public figure....

I laughed, then I felt bad, then I remembered Vaughn’s been a real dickbag lately, then I felt better.

They’re like chocolate and peanut butter.

Bad ass and Vince Vaughn don’t go together.