Meanwhile several Masjids in the area have opened their doors to anyone who needs shelter and help from the flooding.

Old Testament God: I’m gonna send plagues, dare old men to kill their sons, flood the whole damn world, and set these twin cities on fire! FUCK YOU ADAM AND EVE I TOLD Y’ALL TO NOT EAT THAT APPLE!

Another interesting aspecting of this - if you’re willing to fake a stabbing in order to make Nazis look like besieged victims, there is no way you aren’t, yourself, a Nazi. This guy basically outted himself. He majorly screwed up his life. Sad!

“Papers, please.”

I hate this shit.

To elaborate on that comment, among other things I was actually warned by the faculty at the University of Arizona that I would have to carry my passport or birth certificate with me at all times if I were to attend their program. Like, can you believe that a prestigious research University would have to send out that…

The worst thing about this administration is that it’s still considered controversial or debatable to point out cut-and-dried racism. I mean, some of what Arpaio has done is lifted straight from the Jim Crow playbook. I just want to shake some people and ask how they can’t see this stuff is wrong, just from the point…

You want the best ratings of all time, you petty, pathetic orange cyst with teeth & hair? Go on national news & fucking resign. I’ll watch that.

Hi Don’tDoWhatDonnyDon’t Does,

If your weird boner lasts for more than four hours, see a weird physician.

I think Swift is more along the lines of “Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil”, but Trumpy can barely contain his desire to yell out “Seig!” during one of his speeches and, you know it would happen, have all of his supporters yell back “Heil!”

Swift and DJT have this shared belief that if they just ignore their white supremacist fans, they won’t have to acknowledge that they are an increasingly large portion of their respective support bases.

Hello Danette,

PENDING APPROVAL

Nothing in life would ever make me happier than to see this man (and everyone even remotely similar to him, or worse) suffer for every awful thing they’ve done. I don’t care if it’s by karma, some divine intervention, just stupid coincidental dumb luck - if Trump doesn’t someday get what he deserves for being a…

THE KINJA PRESIDENCY

At least Gorka resigned.

Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.

What’s extra sad is that there are a few (like two or three) fairly solid jokes buried in all his weird, aggressive, conspiracy theory nonsense ranting.

Actual comedians work really hard, and try again and again and again, until they whittle down and refine their material to the stuff that works, regardless of how…

One good thing about neo-Nazism is that it’s a great way to get in shape...