Where is the episode where the world gets converted to Kinja?

“Sure, the same Bible that tells us the world is going to end also tells us we don’t know when that will happen, but I’m willing to wager my grandchildren’s lives on my belief that the Bible is lying about that part, and the world end conveniently around when I would die anyway.”

What really irritates me is that there are a hundred other things that need real attention and Trump is wasting time on sh*t like this. Although I suppose since I would disagree with anything that @ssclown did, maybe it’s just as well.

“Dudes, there’s no way we’re getting our security deposit back, so let’s just have an epic rager. What’s the landlord gonna do?”

Two words, Hotness Overload.

Republicans: you can defeat ISIS by simply using the words “Radical Islamic Terrorism,” and fix Climate Change by removing any reference from government websites.

I hope yelling “fake news” at Hurricane Harvey as it devastates the Texas coast is an effective measure.

Believe me a good majority of white women, especially in southern states voted for Clinton because she wasn’t pro-life. They are absolutely deplorable.

You know...I really don’t like how it frames these comments as replies to the author. I wasn’t talking to Katie. I was talking to the clown guy. Clown.

Seriously how did Trump win?! I’m still baffled. Those debates feel like surefire reminders that there was a time where we all believed that an incompetent orange fat fuck couldn’t possibly win the fucking presidency. Especially over someone who was pretty much overqualified for the job.

And yet, if he does delete that tweet, it will probably be because of pressure from his evangelical base. They won’t stand for this heretical Copernican ‘eclipse’ nonsense.

I still think she should have called it this:

Holy fuck this guy is a sociopathic fuckwad. What a petulant little shit pile.

Can I say “Fuck Nazis” on Kinja? If so, fuck Nazis. If not, fuck Nazis.

“What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here. I don’t belong here.”

I’ll never really get over that.

How the fuck did 53% of white women vote for this douche?

That you’re still around has filled my heart with an absurd amount of joy.

1) No. Life now haste no meaning.

I hope zakk Wylde beats this dudes ass sometime soon