OK I have never eaten, been offered a slice of or seen for sale or trade cranberry pie. 

Thanks! Now I’m wondering why we don’t make acorn or delicata squash pies. Or bread. Just pumpkin. I grew up in an immigrant family so we never made pumpkin pie - I only had it at other people’s Thanksgivings. It’s good. I like how it’s not crazy sweet like every other pie. Firmer and less rich sounds good too. 

“meat isn’t as essential to pizza as it is to burgers”

My rule on gravy: If I can still see the food, add more gravy.

While my home state of CA has a solid choice in mashed potatoes, my adopted state of MA has the superior selection of stuffing. (Cornbread stuffing for me, thanks)

I like deviled eggs. That’s all the egg knowledge I have right now. That and omelettes.

35% less sugar than the competitor

Good thing they pay you to eat the competition and not their own bar then, I need tons of sugar when I work out, I don’t think their stuff would do anything for me but have me pass out and die under some weights...

That “milk is not a good source of calcium, akshually” is a weird vegan propaganda point, but it’s not true. Milk has very good bioavailability of calcium (around 30%) and also has a metric shit-ton of calcium per serving.

“Just as we all know there is no butter in peanut butter,

“Until the late 80’s and early 90’s we actually took driving seriously and just drove the freaking car.”

Dang, if Blaze says something’s spicy, I tend to take it seriously. Their jalapenos are RIDICULOUSLY hot, they’re absolutely not your average nacho rings. And their spicy pizza sauce is no joke, I have to ask them to mix it 50/50 with their classic sauce. Even when I don’t get jalapenos there my nose ends up running,…

They’re better at embracing chips/fries and gravy and cheese AKA poutine. It’s a delicious indulgent snack

I’m American and our national love of everything Ranch-flavored mystifies and disgusts me.

Why would expect Americans to magically know your lingo? Just ask for what you want.

And to think that 32% record has been smashed multiple times. The world’s strongest beer goes to Brewmeister’s Snake Venom, which sits near 67% ABV. It also uses the freezing method to leave behind pure alcohol after brewing.

I used to have pretty old 99c Only “Oh Boy” brand frozen pizzas mummified in my freezer back in the early ‘00s for years at a time, but have since eschewed frozen pizza entirely.

HELLL YEAHHH BROTHER

Maybe because until his predilection for diddling kids came out, it wasn’t about fat shaming; but about Subways message of it being a healthy meal.

Caramel is that gooey, sticky sauce you make from sugar and water. Carmel is that quaint little town near Monterey, CA.

I have spent my life trying caramel apples only to realize that caramel apples are a lie meant to make a fool of you, ruin your clothes, and break your teeth off. There is no caramel apple that is better than a sliced apple with some caramel dip. Caramel apples are not easy to eat, they’re not rewarding to eat, and…