“As someone who makes a lot of Korean food, this is the best method for getting garlic peeled!”
As someone who lives in Korea and makes a lot of Korean food, the best method for getting garlic peeled is to buy the pre-peeled stuff at your local market like a sane person. Every market here sells substantial bags of…

Local international market sells 16oz deli tubs of pre-peeled but otherwise uncut cloves. For three dollars I am happy to remove these issues from my life. 

Sorry, I love canned green green beans. They’re soft, not mushy. Fresh and frozen are too chewy. A little bit of bacon fried in the bottom of the pot and a bouillon cube mixed in and it’s fine. Compared to the other options we typically had growing up (spinach or broccoli, or occasionally peas) canned green beans were…

“I’m reminded of the flavor of them every time I eat a date.”

Grownups just don’t get it, man. They think we like Frosted Mini-Wheats for the “whole grain wheat.” Get REAL, old losers, it’s the FROSTING! Besides, it’s part of a complete breakfast!

I’ll eat plenty of boring, adult cereals, honestly I love just straight-up plain Cheerios. Apple Cinnamon Cheerios are great too (and actually do taste a little like apples) but simple aren’t Apple Jacks.

You are incorrect about Golden Grahams. 

This article was not for you. Kindly go back to your home, which I assume is a geodesic dome of some kind.

The Lakers announced they have also acquired Isaac Hempstead Wright, and are pursuing Kevin Love and Brook Lopez for a starting five of Bron, Bran, Brow, Bruin, and Bro. 

gas station chicken

Uhh, what?  The post-98 Bulls hit a wall that makes this look like a mild speed bump.  That team was completely detonated.

If you don’t like bitter foods, hops are disgusting. They are doing to beer what tannins did to wine 20 years ago.

I think the bigger loss, by the sounds of it, are the outtakes and early takes that didn’t make it to the final album. Because by the sounds of it these masters would’ve been all the studio work they recorded for Nevermind- so everything off the final album will be digitised and available in some form. But all the…

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

I am completely opposed to the death penalty, but she deserves the death penalty. 

Maybe wait until lunch for that fifth cup of coffee?

DNC debate topics:

One is a terrible gateway to far worse things, and the other is weed.

Onions are fine but pickled onions are where it’s at. 

I’ve always had the impression that focaccia bread is like pizza crust that has been baked without toppings. I’m just saying its a real simple kind of flat bread. I use a cookie sheet when I make pizzas. I’m thinking of baking something like this in a cast iron skillet.