There was an article on White Claw over at The Takeout so I actually went out and bought a six-pack just to see what the hubbub was about. What I had originally thought was going to be a six-pack of tallboys for $9 turned out to be a six-pack or regular-sized cans for $11 and I didn’t realize my mistake until I had…

The only days that should be reserved for karaoke are days that end with the letter G.

Thanks for the input!

I’d be perfectly fine with a roasted garlic spread with a squeeze or two of fresh lemon on top of the finished sandwich. Hell, even garlic butter with some lemon zest could work.

It’s a different version of Haruki (sp?) Croissant, who very clearly made shitposting their mission.

They have the entire culinary palette of Spain to play around with and they choose to slather the sandwich in mayonnaise? Why would they do such a thing? That’s like a basketball team erasing 25 points of a 26-point deficit and then asking the refs to call off the rest of the game because they’re satisfied with their…

No, it’s not fine. It’s a horrible intrusion of a useless, disgusting condiment (ranch) into a desirable and pleasurable condiment (salsa). If a person absolutely must add something to a salsa to make it “pop”, that means they’re not eating good salsa. A good salsa should already contain as much flavor as it needs to…

I’ve been having success using a stone pan and a dough somewhere between 69-70% hydration. I coat the dough in olive oil before I let it rise and haven’t been adding any extra oil to the pan. With the oven at 500, I cook the pizza on the middle rack for about 10 minutes then transfer to the bottom rack for 10 minutes…

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Clogged sinuses have the ability to dull flavors to the point where they’re basically undetectable, but anything derived from the basic sensation of taste (sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, savory) will be unaffected. Strangely enough, I have this issue where I’ll eat spicy food in an attempt to clear out my sinuses…

In order to recognize the toxic diet culture in the US, one must also be able to recognize the culture of unabashed gluttony that also exists along with the diet culture. Unfortunately, we have issues with both in this country but only one of those issues is roundly criticized while the other is treated with the…

I think the most Cardinals thing ever is when they had one of their best regular seasons by record in 2013 and still missed the playoffs. The next year, they tied their all-time win total with 11 wins and got rewarded by having the pleasure of watching Ryan Lindley attempt to play QB for four quarters of what was…

My guess would be a parachute and some kind of flotation device if the bumping happens to take place over a large body of water.

This is, uh, a little off-topic donchathink? 

Earlier today I was advocating for the inclusion of finely-minced or food processed meatballs in lasagna. Meatball pie just laughs at the notion of that and says “we can do you one better ... this goes to 11!”

What do you think they do with those tickets after they’re redeemed? 

I like biting into the shell because it gives me a pleasant hit of the salt from the shell (unsalted peanuts are a joyless abomination best saved for heathens, would-be sinners, and followers of Sylvester Graham).

The sandwich already has 9,000 calories, so what’s another 200 from two tablespoons of a useless condiment? It’s not like the US has major issues with obesity or anything....

Mixing up the avocado with a little bit of sugar and salt is one way to make a peanut-butter like substitute for people with peanut allergies.

Cook down the onion in a pan and then add in the kraut and some caraway seed. I mainly do this with bratwurst but it can be done with a regular ol’ frank.