I’m from the Seattle area and the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten was from a ferry terminal in southwestern BC. Do you know how bad pizza has to be for someone from Seattle to clown on it? I’ve often heard people utter the line “there’s no real thing such as bad pizza” and I will vociferously refute them with my tale of…

Cauliflower can be anything but edible. At some point during my adulthood, my taste buds changed enough to let me enjoy certain foods that I did’t like growing up, but cauliflower didn’t get the message. My idea of cutting flour in pizza dough involves adding cornmeal.

I tolerate cooked green pepper in certain situations, but I remember ordering nachos at this one place and the sliced jalapenos they used were of the raw and non-pickled variety. From that moment forward, I have never been able to fully trust menu descriptions of dishes because what they served me was technically…

Is it possible for a person to snort their own ego?

I think he’s going to be bringing out that line more and more as the legal shit he’s sinking in creeps further and further up his neck.

I think Presti got lucky in that the Kevin Durant pick was a consensus pick. All of the talk surrounding the 2007 draft centered around the debate over whether Greg Oden or Kevin Durant would be taken first, and it was agreed that whichever player wasn’t taken first would be taken second. After Portland took Oden with…

It’s been a while since I’ve had a JiTB taco, but the main flavors I seem to remember the most were salt, fried crispy shell, and hot sauce. That’s not exactly a bad combination right there. The meat itself doesn’t really have to carry much weight under the other ingredients.

I suppose the big difference between the examples you stated is that disabilities and stuttering are not voluntary actions. Being overweight is a choice people make. Like me, some people slowly begin to tack on the pounds after a relatively skinny childhood, but it doesn’t happen overnight. Obesity takes day after day…

“Latinx” is a pointless term. In English, Latino succinctly applies to all Latin Americans across the ever changing spectrum of gender. It’s only in specific contexts where the distinction between Latino and Latina becomes necessary. The people who use “Latinx” are people who are so concerned about potentially offendi…

If you’re going to belittle the intelligence of others, it might help to NOT USE A MISPLACED APOSTROPHE IN THE SAME GOD DAMN PARAGRAPH.

So you’re telling me Aaron Heilman wasn’t good?

I don’t know if it’s intentional or not, but every bag of Chex Mix has the occasional piece of Chex that’s coated with an abnormally large amount of seasoning and those pieces are THE BEST. Why can’t they just make a mix with nothing but those?

There are a lot of processed foods containing a lot of sugar that don’t really taste particularly sweet. Not too long ago, I took a look at the label on a can of soup I was eating and I actually measured out the level of sugar the label purported the soup to contain. If the labeling was indeed accurate, that 18 oz can…

Loooooooooooooooooooooooong Sigh.

The distance between two places never changes, whereas the time needed to travel between two places is dependent on variable factors. 

I haven’t had Golden Grahams since I was a teenager, but I’m vaguely reminded of the flavor of them every time I eat a date. Golden Grahams have a deeper, more robust sweetness than most other breakfast cereals.

This would be a good present, but how would you be able to get Trump to be in two places at once? 

If the fryer is big enough and full of enough oil, the temperature of the oil won’t matter that much because the oil will be able to absorb the shock from the cold chicken much faster. It’s all about finding that delicate balance, and Willie Mae’s has apparently found it so I won’t argue against their process.

NYC tap might as well be straight from the toilet when compared to glacially-fed water systems out west.

As an outsider, I would like to believe that the pizza eating audience in NYC is somehow more in tune to what good pizza is but I still (without much consensus) hear the locals utter the line “don’t go there, the pizza sucks” too much to assign any special abilities to them. Given the existence of “sucky” pizza places…