Since Kraft’s a rich dude, there’s no way he has an average, run-of-the-mill penis. That dick is either impressively small to the point where it’s actually unique in its diminished character or it’s a mutant-sized, hulking phallus of destruction.

What are the odds of Davis rescinding his trade request now that he knows a certain Zion is coming his way?

I would actually eat this, and I’ll also eat lasagna without meat, but I will NEVER eat vegetable lasagna, especially if it’s made with zucchini and/or eggplant.

This season started out so early that some of the old March/April records were bound to be broken. I’m just glad that the not-so-merry band of pitchers that are the Mariners aren’t the ones to get stuck with this record.

My comment was more directed towards Chicago and New York because tomatoes from California and cheese from Wisconsin are frequently found in both styles. I won’t defend the existence of St. Louis pizza either, so I guess it’s a good thing that Provel’s limited scope keeps the pizza regional.

Certain people in certain areas of the country like to glom on to certain aspects of the area they live in in order to feel better about spending $2,000 a month to live in a tiny two bedroom apartment with no less than two other people that they may or may not hate.

My mother listens to one of the country stations on the TV and I’ve essentially figured this out after limited exposure to the genre. The lyrics don’t seem like genuine creative expressions as much as they feel like statements designed to be just broad enough to resonate with a wide audience. Unfortunately, this works…

If you need a bottle of brain bleach, I’ll leave it on the counter after I’m finished with it.

Semantics aside, it looks absolutely delicious. Kinda makes me wish the teriyaki burger joints here served a chicken katsu sandwich.

Fucking Donald Trump is the president. Anything that ensures that he doesn’t spend another term in office IS progress.

I don’t really see a big sandwich in that photo. I see a large hunk of fried pork goodness and a comically undersized bun that’s only there for show. I think for something to be a true sandwich, the perimeter of the bread used should be able to contain most of the fillings within. They need to either slice that…

Honestly, places that serve spicy food should include a disclaimer stating that if the diner can’t handle the spice, the restaurant isn’t liable for replacing it at no cost. That would at least weed out the spice pretenders from the real chili-heads. 

There are times when I wish teriyaki would come with roasted broccoli instead of rice. The places near me all have broccoli on the menu, but it’s always criminally under-cooked.

I thought onion rings would be the first thing they’d list. Not only do they go well with a burger, but they even go on the burger if there’s enough room for them to fit. I will always be a fan of the rodeo-style burger with BBQ sauce, onion rings, and bacon.

Injuries can be fluky and there’s no way to guess when a bunch of them will happen at the same time. If this is the same conditioning staff that was in place for the past few seasons, it’s looking like this year is shaping up to be an outlier. I’d be worried if the injury bug continues to persist for more than a…

You mean the band that did the theme song for Around the Horn?

With respect to your statement, if I were to take it at face value I’d be doing the exact same thing it happens to be admonishing.

Taco Time is based out of somewhere in western WA state. At one point in time their tacos would rain grease down onto the wrapper if you held them at a certain angle.

Taco Time’s Mexi-Fries are the sole reason why I associate tater tots with hot sauce. 

There is no such thing as the good ranch, only varying shades of bad ranch. Those potatoes look like they could use some adobo sauce or something else with a kick to it.