They could find a happy medium and change the state food to barbacoa. 

I will only eat nachos made with melted shredded cheese. Runny cheese has no ability to blanket the toppings and “lock” them into place. Also, the structural integrity of the shredded cheese stays intact when paired up with a copious amount of hot sauce or salsa.

I actually had a TV that responded well to light assault. The V-hold would get all outta whack and the picture on the screen would start jumping up and down. Somehow I found out that a couple of knocks to the top of the TV set would restore the picture until the next time the picture decided to resemble the wheel on Th…

There’s a 90% chance the pee tape comes up in the report. That has to be why Barr included the provision about redacting any potentially embarrassing references to “third” parties that the report makes.

Foster’s is strine for baby formula.

If the wildlife doesn’t get ya, the bogans definitely will. 

I think once people heard about the weather in Australia, they started committing transferable penalties just to get the hell away from Great Britain’s oh-not-so-fabulous weather.

I kept on hearing about this “punk group” called Pussy Riot so I listened to one song on Youtube and it sounded like fucking hip-hop. When I hear punk used to describe music, I think of the hardcore acts from the 80's and the 70's punk from the US and UK. I’m afraid Pussy Riot is just a positive message lost in the dep…

I believe tomatoes have the highest amount of naturally occurring glutamates of any fruit/vegetable, so it would make sense to pair them with the savory and salty hit of fish sauce. Not too long ago, I made a pizza with a sauce that contained one anchovy and there turned out to be one random spot on the pizza that had…

Well, Trump is a giant pussy. I doubt he’s a cat person though.

This week’s weather has been the reward for whatever the hell we just went through in February. The winter/late fall had been exceedingly mild right up until the day of the Super Bowl and then it turned into a snowy winter wonderland for ten days and then more cooler weather with freezing nights and occasional snow…

For every name you’ve listed, there are innumerable examples of people making less than ideal lifestyle choices and paying a price for it; people like you and I just don’t hear about those people because they got to die in anonymity. The reason why we have evidence of some people living especially long lives rich…

Are we sure this guy isn’t actually a left-winger sent to make the alt-right look really fucking bad? 

It’s Texas during baseball season, that thing’ll be fully cooked by the time it makes it back to the seat.

One of my little rules for things like burgers and sandwiches is I should be able to get a taste of just about every component present with each bite. Hot dogs break this rule because I don’t eat them straight-on, I turn them sideways, leaving me to take one bite from the top where most of the condiments reside and…

What about Zucchini? I’ve had fresh Zucchini straight from the plant leave a snail trail on the cutting board.

It also coincides with the decline of teaching music appreciation in school. Who would’ve ever guessed that shitty music would flourish once we stopped teaching kids how to appreciate what music is? More than 90% of people who’ve reached adulthood don’t even have the ability to understand music much beyond that of a…

To be fair to disco, it at least had the presence of mind to suffer a quick and painless death after it appeared to be over the hill. Hip-hop’s been over the hill for years but that doesn’t stop it from loudly dragging around its severely bloated, stank-assed, death-adjacent flesh encasement every-FUCKING-where.

Punk wasn’t just a political movement, it was also a sonic backlash to the kind of bloated prog/psych rock that was gaining momentum during the early 70's and more of a continuation of the garage rock from the mid 60's. The themes present in punk aren’t even entirely unique to the genre either, and certainly not any…

I made a whole wheat burrito with chorizo and eggs that was actually pretty good.