My quick and easy Mexican rice has 50/50 chicken/tomato bouillon, chipotle powder, paprika, garlic powder, and dried onion. I’ve found that adding the paprika to the rice just before it’s done toasting blooms it up nicely.

You should get no stars for this ... unless you’re talking about vegetable lasagna, which is a horrible abomination.

I’ve seen that label on bottles of Stone beers, so it’s not strictly a can thing.

I’m getting all artichoked up.

I think they’re talking about Vancouver, WA and not Vancouver, BC.

That reminds me of the Nike commercial from the late 90's with Maddux and Glavine. I believe the catchphrase it was centered around was Chicks dig the bunt.

Yeah. Who’s to say that the desert isn’t a useful place already? They might not be good at supporting large amounts of people for long amounts of time, but that doesn’t mean that they’re devoid of purpose.

We need to airlift Steve Pool away from that disaster zone.

So the arbiter has a weird fetish. Don’t judge him.

Washington State University and renowned together in the same sentence?

Hey, you can’t spell hypocrites without a G, an O and a P.

Found the person who eats well-done steak here!

It might stem from an otherwise inability to cook other foods properly. I think some men only feel comfortable in front of a grill because the only way they can be sure the meat is cooked is when it’s about two degrees away from being able to be blown from the plate by a slight gust of wind.

I tend to give baby backs a layer of yellow mustard so the rub has something to stick to. Then I hit them with molasses and brown sugar at the end right before they go under the broiler.

You’re better off not knowing about mayo-based BBQ sauce. Out of all the things wrong with the world, that has to be up near the top.

Dave’s Hurtin’ Habanero has been my go-to for homemade burritos. I’m also fond of El Yucateco’s green habanero sauce.

Hank Hill got it correct...

I used to get stoned and flip the TV to one of the Spanish speaking stations and pretend like I knew what the hell they were saying.

That happened in Western Washington as well. In the middle of the month, Crocuses were just starting to push up and then we got a week of freezing weather and occasional snowfall.

Unfortunately, most of the people that voted for him *know* him as well. They just know a version of him that they saw on reality television, which is a genre that has a relationship with actual reality that doesn’t stretch beyond the names of the people portrayed in the shows.