Only if he abandons Air Force One in favor of the Spruce Moose.

If cannabis were legal, neither Glen Davis nor the people possessing it would be criminals. Also, stating that the people selling cannabis now would switch to other things is just a falsehood. A large portion of the people selling cannabis now are incredibly low volume dealers and there’s nothing stopping those people…

Sure, I might *want* ethical and healthy snacks, but other than roasted peanuts and a bevy of dried plums from a couple of “secret” trees, I’m pretty much forced to find the rest of my snacking impulses at a convenience store. Sometimes pickled sausage just hits the sweet spot, especially for the right price.

Naggers, although Trump didn’t pronounce it that way...

I have before, but it was a long time ago. I just can’t do any food that uses mayo as a primary flavoring ingredient.

It is a bolognese sauce, but if you ordered a similar dish at an Italian restaurant it wouldn’t come topped with a pound of radioactive-colored cheddar.

That looks horrifying!

I feel like Skyline (and Cincinnati-style chili in general) would be more appreciated if it just accepted that it is decidedly not a chili but a bolognese sauce instead. It’s trying to be something that it isn’t.

Yeah, It’s not like Oregon and Washington comprise of half of the mainland Pacific coast or anything...

Thanks for pointing that out for me. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to take a screwdriver to both of my eyes.

I hate unnecessary apostrophe’s!

It still beats what the president vomits up on Twitter.

At this point, I just assume that Trump will try to use his “negotiations” with North Korea as a shield against the Mueller investigation.

A little help?

Judge is a libertarian. You can get a feel of this just by watching King of the Hill. The show doesn’t exactly paint progressives and bureaucracy in a good light but Dale Gribble is also a satirical portrayal of right-wing conspiracy believers.

About a month ago, I got a styrofoam container of roughly four ounces of kimchi from a teriyaki joint and I made the mistake of leaving it open in my room for about 15-20 minutes. I left the room to throw away some garbage in the kitchen and when I returned to my room, it smelled like it was stuffed full of people who…

If they’re paying good money for proper spelling and grammar, they’re not getting any bang for their buck.

They’re spending it on Cano, Felix, Cruz, Seager and Segura. The biggest issue with the team is they feel like they can compete with a rotation that doesn’t have a reliable ace and has about nine interchangeable AAAA starters all vying for the fourth and fifth spot.

Don’t make me cry.

It sounds like someone from BIG SAUCE has gotten into your head.