True. I just take a decent-sized clove of garlic, cut it in half, smash it, and chop it up. I actually own micro plane graters, but the smash and chop method usually leaves me with larger pieces of garlic that don’t burn quite as fast.

I only starred this because my cat does the same thing, only she stares into the corner of the wall from atop the bed. It’s a cat thing, I guess.

I don’t mind daddy long legs, in fact, they’re the one spider I will reliably let survive if I encounter one inside, but I don’t know how I’d fare if I were sharing a small space absolutely teeming with them.

It has a faint reek of tomatoes but the name isn’t a dead giveaway.

See, I like the stuff they did in the 80's and early 90's more than the recent stuff. In general, the 80's were a much better decade for hardcore. In the very early 90's, Screeching Weasel came along and suddenly everyone wanted to be them. Boogadaboogadaboogada! is a fantastic album though.

How are you still here today to share your story? My skin would’ve crawled right off with those spiders.

There’s a reason why teddy bears are a thing and teddy spiders aren’t though. Bears, wolves and large cats might want to kill us but damn it, they’re going to look downright adorable while doing so.

Smoking weed doesn’t lead to harder drugs, it leads to fuckin’ carpentry.

I love how exactly one of those people on the list you presented have ever held office with a (D) next to their name but that somehow makes that list equal to people on the Republican side who have actually held office.

Ironically, if scrub brush could vote, it wouldn’t vote for the party that has no regards for the environment or nature in general.

I’m sure he’s educated, just like this guy:

I love it when I order shredded beef tacos from a taco truck and there’s little bits of fat in there.

Fittingly, I went to give you a star and it subtracted one instead. The helmet that I’ve been using to bash my head into the wall is getting cracks and this year might just be the year it breaks.

I hate to tell you this since you’ve engaged with this person frequently, but SuperSweet100 is a habitual troll that always posts under names that have some kind of relation to tomatoes.

Hi Tomato!

It needs some kind of cured meat on it to truly become pizza.

Since Mario Mendoza happened to be playing for the M’s in that game, I’d say that 653 people in attendance is well below the Mendoza line of attendance. Might as well just let everyone in for free, give ‘em a beer, and then let them watch the grounds crew dance a riveting rendition of YMCA before sending everyone…

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The easiest is to do away with the one year requirement AND to pay the players who chose to stay. Of course, the amount of money the player could receive from an NBA team would dwarf what a college could pay, especially with what a lottery pick would receive. Ayton would never even touch the floor of a college gym if…

Not even close. The only climates that are remotely similar are places among the immediate coastline and even then, there’s about a 5-7 degree difference in average daytime highs between the SW Alaska coastline and the WA/OR coastline. The place in Alaska with the warmest summers (Fairbanks) doesn’t even equal the…