Mark Emmert stated “These allegations, if true, point to systematic failures that must be fixed and fixed now if we want college sports in America.” Just like with gun control, I want to know how many “solutions” the NCAA will trot out before they fail to address the easiest and most obvious solution.

My guess is Penise Blord.

All they needed to do was get Trump past the primary and then they could count on the conservative hive mind to take over from there.

The stats listed in the article are sure underwhelming, but the man knows how to take a walk on water.

Most of the places around here serve the dish on top of a bed of crispy fried saifun noodles. I suggest trying those as an alternative to chow mein noodles.

Now I’m craving a blackberry pie with crushed peanuts on top.

That still doesn’t explain the talking rabbits though. How many six year olds are going to go home and expect little flufferstuffs to talk back to them?

This battle is sure going to be Vertical Epic.

Anything that could be construed as a step forward would be too much for his crippling vertigo.

According to baseball-reference, Foltynewicz put up 1.3 WAR last season. The value of 1 win on the free market is roughly 11 million, so he’s actually being well underpaid and will continue to be until he hits free agency. Foltynewicz would be a perfectly fine back of the rotation guy on a number of teams.

$100,000? Who does he think he is? Baby Ruth?

If you’re a scientist that makes me Betty White.

Chris Mullin.

Indianapolis Colts: 2018 Josh McDaniels finalists.

There’s no doubt there was a big difference between Grohl’s playing versus the drummers that played in Nirvana before him, but his entrance also coincided with Kurt really beginning the use the soft-loud-soft dynamic to great effect. I don’t know if it was a coincidence, but Kurt’s songwriting also took a step forward…

“I’m never cumin here again!”

Oh. My. God. One of the best things about going on vacation is having the ability to try out some of the food the locale has to offer. I cannot imagine streamlining meals during a vacation. I hope he doesn’t work during his vacation as well.

I didn’t realize that the investigation started back during Obama’s tenure, and also 9 months before the presidential election. Mueller must be a time traveler and that’s why he can’t be trusted!

The last thing this administration needs is another thing that can be used as a distraction to divert attention from what they’re actually trying to do.

Skyline isn’t chili, it’s spaghetti sauce mixed with cheap cologne.