If Theewaterskloof dam is rapidly dwindling, then it’s no surprise that the level of water in the reservoir behind the dam is lowering.

The last time I went fishing I spent about a third of the time on the dock fumbling around with line that had gotten all twisted up in the spool. That would not be possible in a place that’s cold enough to erase all dexterity from exposed fingers in a matter of minutes.

Sounds like the place I worked at. Eventually the owner had to sell the store and I found out later that a legal recreational store opened up in the building right behind the old store. I never had a hard time procuring any herbs but having that store open would’ve been even more convenient.

Vegan cheese doesn’t melt, it just sweats.

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So he’s Endy Chavez?

They’re also the same people who believe Jeter was some kind of defensive wunderkind because he made that one play in the playoffs to nail (a safe, by the way) Jeremy Giambi at the plate and the one other play where he dove into the stands and busted up his chin while making a spectacular catch. The reality is he was…

In 2013, Allen Craig had a ridiculous .454 line with RISP - better than the likes of Matt Holliday, Miguel Cabrera, Robinson Cano, and Carlos Beltran. Fast forward to 2016 and Craig is out of the majors completely while three of the hitters I listed are HOF candidates and the other (Holliday) is good enough for the…

There’s a reason why those late 90's/early 00's Yankee rotations were “April-fresh” in October.

And Jack Posobiec got matched up with himself and a bottle of lotion.

I worked at a grocery store for 18 months and I never heard of any effort to clean down the carts, and I was the person they used to clean parts of the store that were non-essential to day-to-day operations.

The issue is that Amazon doesn’t need the tax break in order to do business in the first place. They could choose to locate in a city and bring in the tax revenue without getting the corporate tax break and they’d be no worse for the wear. Pitting cities against each other ensures that Amazon gets a good deal and the…

If math only matters if it supports your agenda then your usage of strongly suspect flies in the face of your very own statement. If you actually knew the math, you would’ve been able to state with certainty that the new tax revenue would outweigh the loss in corporate tax revenue. As of right now, you’re just making…

Exclusively Christian soft rock.

I’ll bet that Haley has no problem with music being mixed with religion. That is the true offense right there.

Basically, Republicans who had to cut their teeth before the Fox News propaganda machine was operating at peak efficiency.

I can’t tell if those are Skittles or M&M’s and now I’m trying to figure out which candy would fit better in a pizza-type concoction.

*ahem*

Irony would be saying that you’re enjoying listening to Irony while sticking your fingers in your ears.

That’s just the beginning...